The 12 Days of Elementary        Christmas               By Jack Knaack
On the first day of Christmas,my students gave to me          Some phlegm from an           uncovered sneeze
On the second day of Christmas,my students gave to me       Two bloodied knees
And some phlegm from anuncovered sneeze
On the third day of Christmas mystudents gave to me      Three angry parents
2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
On the fourth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me       Four bullies bragging
3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
On the fifth day of Christmas mystudents gave to me         5 Heads Of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
On the sixth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me         6 middle fingers
5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
On the 7th day of Christmas my studentsgave to me     7 kids a crying
6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
On the eighth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me  8 ice packed noggins
7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an unc...
On the ninth day of Christmas mystudents gave to me       9 half eaten cookies
8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd som...
On the tenth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me       10 kids a kicking
9 Half-eaten Cookies8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 B...
On the eleventh day of Christmas,my students gave to me         11 students puking
10 Kids a Kicking9 Half-eaten Cookies8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3...
On the twelfth day of Christmas,my students gave to me     12 ornaments for my tree
11 kids
10 kids a
9 half-eaten
8 ice packed
7 kids a
6 middle
5 heads of
4bragging
3 angry
2 bloodied
AND SOME PHLEGM     FROM ANUNCOVERED SNEEZE
Merry Christmas Everyone!
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  1. 1. The 12 Days of Elementary Christmas By Jack Knaack
  2. 2. On the first day of Christmas,my students gave to me Some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
  3. 3. On the second day of Christmas,my students gave to me Two bloodied knees
  4. 4. And some phlegm from anuncovered sneeze
  5. 5. On the third day of Christmas mystudents gave to me Three angry parents
  6. 6. 2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  7. 7. On the fourth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me Four bullies bragging
  8. 8. 3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  9. 9. On the fifth day of Christmas mystudents gave to me 5 Heads Of Lice
  10. 10. 4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  11. 11. On the sixth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me 6 middle fingers
  12. 12. 5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  13. 13. On the 7th day of Christmas my studentsgave to me 7 kids a crying
  14. 14. 6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  15. 15. On the eighth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me 8 ice packed noggins
  16. 16. 7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  17. 17. On the ninth day of Christmas mystudents gave to me 9 half eaten cookies
  18. 18. 8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  19. 19. On the tenth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me 10 kids a kicking
  20. 20. 9 Half-eaten Cookies8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  21. 21. On the eleventh day of Christmas,my students gave to me 11 students puking
  22. 22. 10 Kids a Kicking9 Half-eaten Cookies8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
  23. 23. On the twelfth day of Christmas,my students gave to me 12 ornaments for my tree
  24. 24. 11 kids
  25. 25. 10 kids a
  26. 26. 9 half-eaten
  27. 27. 8 ice packed
  28. 28. 7 kids a
  29. 29. 6 middle
  30. 30. 5 heads of
  31. 31. 4bragging
  32. 32. 3 angry
  33. 33. 2 bloodied
  34. 34. AND SOME PHLEGM FROM ANUNCOVERED SNEEZE
  35. 35. Merry Christmas Everyone!

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