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  • The 12 Days of Elementary Christmas By Jack Knaack
  • YOUR TOPIC GOES HERE • Your Subtopics Go Here
  • On the first day of Christmas,my students gave to me Some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
  • On the second day of Christmas,my students gave to me Two bloodied knees
  • And some phlegm from anuncovered sneeze
  • On the third day of Christmas mystudents gave to me Three angry parents
  • 2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  • On the fourth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me Four bullies bragging
  • 3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  • On the fifth day of Christmas mystudents gave to me 5 Heads Of Lice
  • 4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  • On the sixth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me 6 middle fingers
  • 5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  • On the 7th day of Christmas my studentsgave to me 7 kids a crying
  • 6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  • On the eighth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me 8 ice packed noggins
  • 7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  • On the ninth day of Christmas mystudents gave to me 9 half eaten cookies
  • 8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  • On the tenth day of Christmas, mystudents gave to me 10 kids a kicking
  • 9 Half-eaten Cookies8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncoveredsneeze
  • On the eleventh day of Christmas,my students gave to me 11 students puking
  • 10 Kids a Kicking9 Half-eaten Cookies8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
  • On the twelfth day of Christmas,my students gave to me 12 ornaments for my tree
  • 11 kids
  • 10 kids a
  • 9 half-eaten
  • 8 ice packed
  • 7 kids a
  • 6 middle
  • 5 heads of
  • 4bragging
  • 3 angry
  • 2 bloodied
  • AND SOME PHLEGM FROM ANUNCOVERED SNEEZE
  • Merry Christmas Everyone!