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Top Ten Worst Pick Up Lines [for fun!]
 

Top Ten Worst Pick Up Lines [for fun!]

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I am always making slide presentations for the humorous side of ministry and this is one of them. Enjoy! But be sure to not be drinking anything while you read...especially the last few ;)

I am always making slide presentations for the humorous side of ministry and this is one of them. Enjoy! But be sure to not be drinking anything while you read...especially the last few ;)

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    • TOP TEN WORST PICK UP LINES
      In other words, DON’T try these!
    • #10
      You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.
    • #9
      I’m new in town.
      Can I have directions to your house?
    • #8
      I misplaced my Teddy Bear.
      Can I hold you?
    • #7
      Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!
    • #6
      Here I am!
      What were your other two wishes?
    • #5
      Do you have a map?
      Cause I got lost in your eyes.
    • #4
      Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.
    • #3
      Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see!
    • #2
      Hey, I lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?
    • #1
      Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.
    • Desperate?
      If you were a bugger I’d pick you first!
    • Desperate?
      [If you have braces, say to a girl with braces]
      Want to hook up sometime?
    • Desperate?
      My love for you is like diarrhea…I can’t hold it in!
    • Desperate?
      You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
    • Desperate?
      There is something wrong with my cell phone…
      it doesn’t have your number in it!