The Viera Legacy<br />Generation 1: Many, many Clichés<br />
Hello, yes this is another legacy. Meet Santana Viera. She is a lovely new resident of Sunset Valley. She is a natural coo...
“Look what you have given me to work with!?!”<br />Well… It’s not like you have money growing out of your ears, this is th...
Random: “So I’m like, a genius and it’s great you can get so much done.”<br />“Wow. Hey Whoever, check out madam modest ov...
And so the rest of Santana’s day was filled withclichés. Cliché#4 Skilling- Check!Cliché#5 Foraging- Check!Cliché#6 fail s...
And thus ends Santana’s first day.<br />Cliché #4 | Viera 1<br />“Fan-flipping-tastic! Shut-up so I can sleep!”<br />
Cliché #7 Being cheap by growing your own food- Check!<br />“Oh for the love of fridges! Will you go away?”<br />No.“ever?...
And yet another day of clichés. Reading newspapers, more foraging, more fail spouse hunting…<br />
…And of course, there is now shower. So a quick stop to use the facilities at the Gym and then to work.<br />“You will be ...
The Cliché Days continued, punctuated by promotions, and the occasional opportunity.<br />
“Yes! I am THE woman to be delt with! I am now a Line Chef! And also very sleepy. And I’m going home to a single bed and I...
On that note of mild and cliché suspense I shall close this chapter with an amusing picture of Santana trying to cook hot ...
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The Viera Legacy Ch 1

  1. 1. The Viera Legacy<br />Generation 1: Many, many Clichés<br />
  2. 2. Hello, yes this is another legacy. Meet Santana Viera. She is a lovely new resident of Sunset Valley. She is a natural cook, brave, family oriented over emotional and has a good sense of humor. Her dream is to raise five children…“And how am I supposed to do that?”<br />Well the general procedure is to…<br />“Yes duh! I know that! I mean…”<br />
  3. 3. “Look what you have given me to work with!?!”<br />Well… It’s not like you have money growing out of your ears, this is the best I could do. “Well, NORMAL people usually begin with a house they can afford with furniture...”<br />This is a Legacy dear, rough starts is the first standardCliché.<br />“Well screw that! I’m getting a Job. See you, whoever you are at the Little Corsican Bistro!”<br />Cliché#2 Check!<br />
  4. 4. Random: “So I’m like, a genius and it’s great you can get so much done.”<br />“Wow. Hey Whoever, check out madam modest over there!”<br />‘Whoever?’ what about the usually ‘voice’ clique names? And it’s rude to stare!<br />“You’re name is Whoever. I’m not doing yourClichécounting crap! I’m and individual!<br />*Sigh* If that helps you sleep at night.Cliché#3 0 >.<<br />
  5. 5. And so the rest of Santana’s day was filled withclichés. Cliché#4 Skilling- Check!Cliché#5 Foraging- Check!Cliché#6 fail spouse hunting- Check!<br />
  6. 6. And thus ends Santana’s first day.<br />Cliché #4 | Viera 1<br />“Fan-flipping-tastic! Shut-up so I can sleep!”<br />
  7. 7. Cliché #7 Being cheap by growing your own food- Check!<br />“Oh for the love of fridges! Will you go away?”<br />No.“ever?”<br />Nope.<br />“Damnit! What about when I die?”<br />I won’t annoy you then. Your dead.<br />“fan-flippin-tastic.”<br />
  8. 8. And yet another day of clichés. Reading newspapers, more foraging, more fail spouse hunting…<br />
  9. 9. …And of course, there is now shower. So a quick stop to use the facilities at the Gym and then to work.<br />“You will be commenting constantly on this boring crap? Who the heck will read this?”<br />Yes and I don’t know. Now move your patootie!<br />
  10. 10. The Cliché Days continued, punctuated by promotions, and the occasional opportunity.<br />
  11. 11. “Yes! I am THE woman to be delt with! I am now a Line Chef! And also very sleepy. And I’m going home to a single bed and I’m not getting any younger.. and…and..”<br />Alright! Gees, missy it’s past your bed..<br />“Don’t patronise me!”<br />Ok then, no need to get snappy! You haven’t been all that serious about it. So quit crying and get moving!<br />
  12. 12. On that note of mild and cliché suspense I shall close this chapter with an amusing picture of Santana trying to cook hot dogs. The next chapter will be up soon! Thanks for reading and I just hope and pray that I can make it to generation 2 :S<br />

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