Christopher Read--Mind that act

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Christopher Read--Mind that act

  1. 1. WARNING! WARNING! AFTER DARK
  2. 3. 6,637 109,901 That’s Me!
  3. 4. <ul><li>1940’s – GOOD </li></ul><ul><li>1950’s – VERY GOOD </li></ul><ul><li>1960’s – GOOD </li></ul><ul><li>1970’s – VERY BAD </li></ul><ul><li>1980’s – VERY, VERY BAD </li></ul><ul><li>1991-1992 – SO VERY BAD </li></ul>
  4. 9. “ HEY” + GOALIE.getName() + “!”; “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU’RE A:” “ YOU’RE NOT A:” “ YOU JUST SUCK” “ YOU JUST SUCK” “ YOU JUST SUCK” “ YOU JUST SUCK”
  5. 10. “ READY?! GOAL COUNT!” “ WE WANT MORE GOALS!” For (GOAL : GOALS){ println(i + “!”); i++;} Extend GOALS.len() fingers Extend index finger at opposing goalie While (j < 5) { println(“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”); j++;} While (k< 9) { println(“SIEVE!”); k++;}
  6. 11. “ READY?! GOAL COUNT!” “ WE WANT MORE GOALS!” For (GOAL : GOALS){ println(i + “!”); i++;} Extend GOALS.len() fingers Extend index finger at opposing goalie While (j < 5) { println(“IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”); j++;} While (k< 9) { println(“SIEVE!”); k++;}
  7. 12. “ UGLY PARENTS!” “ UGLY PARENTS!” “ UGLY PARENTS!” “ UGLY PARENTS!”
  8. 18. A MASSIVE STRING OF OBSCENTIY
  9. 19. Ready?
  10. 20. “ C-YA, CHUMP, D***, WUSS, D*****-B**, A******, P****, CHEATER, B****, W****, S***, C**********!”

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