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  1. 1. MEET THIS MONTH’S LAWNMATES SCAPINGTHE YOURGRASS MOWERNEXT & YOUDOOR DON’T PICK UP DON’T PICK UP A CLINGY A CLINGYTAMING NAUGHTYTAMING NAUGHTY MOWER MOWERST. AUGUSTINEST. AUGUSTINEYOURNAKEDNAKEDLAWNOTHERS LAWNSOTHERS LAWNSARE JEALOUSARE JEALOUS FINE FESCUE$6.99 US $7.99 CANlawnscaping.com MAY 2011 MEET THE DOE OF YOUR DREAMS
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  3. 3. editors’ note WELCOME TO ANOTHER ISSUE OF it’s always time to mow. LAWNSCAPING We wanted to take a moment to talk about thatch, thatchers and thatching. This is a term that’s not used everyday but here at Lawnscaping we believe in keeping things classy. Thatch is found directly below your grass line. It is the accumulation of grass trimmings, roots and debris. It can protect infant grass, but smother adult blades. A thatcher is someone who works with the thatch. Removes it when needed, spreads it to where it needs to go. So why bring the word back into our everyday vocabulary? Aside from being essential to lawn care, it’s a delicious word that describes everyone who picked up this magazine. There’s something dirty about thatch. It hides in the shadows. It can be warm or cool. Slightly dangerous yet a comforting blanket when you need it. That sums up Lawnscaping perfectly. Enjoy the issue, and appreciate some thatch. Sincerely, John N. Kemp & Deere Deer mowex.com
  4. 4. MEET THE Dear Oh Deer DEAR DEERE ON DEER DEALING WITH ANTLER ENVY In the last few weeks we have Chinese water deer, I know I received many calls on the have made mention of show regarding other types Reindeer being a little of deer and I think I need to backwards, but these deer take clear some issues up. I am a it to a different level. Instead of North American White Tailed having a proper rack of antlers, Deer and proud of it. I have water deer grow fangs. been called a deercist before, Seriously fangs. Large tusks but I think what people don’t jutting from their mouths have understand is that the resulted in them being known differences between deer, is as vampire deer. However quite different from the these posers never let on about differences between people. the truth. The only vampire deer known was staked years Take for example the Moose. ago back in the mid seventies. The mongoloid of our species. Mooses, Moosi, I don’t Deercism is a problem and I even know what the plural for want to assure you that moose is. Female moose are called cows, seriously you have I judge people on their something that’s technically a deer that’s called a cow, and personality first and looks like a freak. They have furry curved antlers, what good usually their lawn will those ever do? It’s like second. putting stuffed animals in a cannon what’s the point? Take my cousin Jeremy, he’s a Jackalope. My Uncle got On the other end of the scale drunk, one thing led to an- the Púdu is known as the other and he married a rabbit worlds smallest deer. These in Vegas. However, the two are things only get to be 17 inches still together, so good things tall. They are in danger of can come from mistakes. Now loosing their natural habitat, a rabbit-deer hybrid may be which makes sense because scoffed at, but I assure you they are too short to defend I only have problems with themselves. Let’s face it given Jeremy because his new wave their size they are going to be hippy ideals led him to tearing turned into a house pet if they up his lawn replacing it with a aren’t careful. rock garden. What a disgrace.LAWNSCAPING 13 LAWNSCAPING 10

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