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Rock Stars
!coffee
!ruby
!rails
!haml
#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Rock Stars




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Rock Stars




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Rock Stars




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Rock Stars




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Rock Stars




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Hackers




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Hackers




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Hackers




“This is a UNIX system! I know this.”
 #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Programmer




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Rock Stars
Rock Star Programmers


           WTF?

   #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Why
       you
      don’t
      want
    Rock Stars
#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Money




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Money




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Distractions




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Distractions




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Distractions




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Distractions




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Distractions




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Dramas




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
One Hit Wonders




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
One Hit Wonders




                  The Strokes


#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
One Hit Wonders




                  The Strokes


#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Ego




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Ego




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Supergroups




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Supergroups




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Supergroups




            The White Stripes


#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Supergroups




               The Raconteurs

#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Supergroups




              The Dead Weather



#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Then where are you?




  #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Then where are you?




  #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Then where are you?


UP SHIT CREEK

  #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Times Change




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Times Change




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
Times Change




#hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
in closing
in closing
#hamlorgtfo
in closing
  #hamlorgtfo
#webkitorgohome
in closing
  #hamlorgtfo
#webkitorgohome
snooches
snooches
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My presentation on the perils of hiring "Rockstar Programmers"

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  • I’m not talking about this kind of rockstar
  • Or this one
  • But this one. The Rockstar Programmer
  • Not a hacker
  • Not a hacker
  • Nor your garden variety programmer
  • But Rockstar Programmers
  • What is a Rock Star programmer?
  • Transcript of "Webjam 11 - Rock Stars"

    1. 1. Rock Stars
    2. 2. !coffee
    3. 3. !ruby
    4. 4. !rails
    5. 5. !haml
    6. 6. #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    7. 7. Rock Stars #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    8. 8. Rock Stars #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    9. 9. Rock Stars #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    10. 10. Rock Stars #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    11. 11. Rock Stars #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    12. 12. Hackers #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    13. 13. Hackers #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    14. 14. Hackers “This is a UNIX system! I know this.” #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    15. 15. Programmer #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    16. 16. Rock Stars
    17. 17. Rock Star Programmers WTF? #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    18. 18. Why you don’t want Rock Stars #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    19. 19. Money #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    20. 20. Money #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    21. 21. Distractions #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    22. 22. Distractions #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    23. 23. Distractions #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    24. 24. Distractions #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    25. 25. Distractions #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    26. 26. Dramas #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    27. 27. One Hit Wonders #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    28. 28. One Hit Wonders The Strokes #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    29. 29. One Hit Wonders The Strokes #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    30. 30. Ego #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    31. 31. Ego #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    32. 32. Supergroups #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    33. 33. Supergroups #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    34. 34. Supergroups The White Stripes #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    35. 35. Supergroups The Raconteurs #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    36. 36. Supergroups The Dead Weather #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    37. 37. Then where are you? #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    38. 38. Then where are you? #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    39. 39. Then where are you? UP SHIT CREEK #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    40. 40. Times Change #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    41. 41. Times Change #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    42. 42. Times Change #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    43. 43. in closing
    44. 44. in closing #hamlorgtfo
    45. 45. in closing #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    46. 46. in closing #hamlorgtfo #webkitorgohome
    47. 47. snooches
    48. 48. snooches
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