Method for Dealing with Cursed RelicsSubmitted by Captain Jonathan NahtanojGame Time: Aug 1, 1949 2:26 pm1. Soak the curse...
3. Place the cursed relic in the "Fridge", which serves to cryogenically freeze the evil.
4. Take one’s "Leeches" and submerge them in luke warm tea. The catechins, caffeine, and theaninein the tea stimulate the ...
6. Leeches (and evil) can now be placed in "Microwave"; set on high; and cooked for 5 minutes. Thiseffectively nukes the l...
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Method for dealing with cursed relics captain jonathan nahtanoj - august 1, 1949

  1. 1. Method for Dealing with Cursed RelicsSubmitted by Captain Jonathan NahtanojGame Time: Aug 1, 1949 2:26 pm1. Soak the cursed relic in "Johnny Walker"2. Rub the cursed relic with a mixture of "Pleasure Drug" and a "Fistful of Coldrex"; both of which can beground to a fine powder.Comment: The evil in the cursed relic is now in a very happy and receptive place.
  2. 2. 3. Place the cursed relic in the "Fridge", which serves to cryogenically freeze the evil.
  3. 3. 4. Take one’s "Leeches" and submerge them in luke warm tea. The catechins, caffeine, and theaninein the tea stimulate the leeches, so that they are willing to suck the essence of anything they come incontact with.5. Place the cursed relic in a bathtub filled with warm water and add the stimulated leeches. Theleeches will now suck the evil out of the cursed relic.
  4. 4. 6. Leeches (and evil) can now be placed in "Microwave"; set on high; and cooked for 5 minutes. Thiseffectively nukes the leeches and the evil.

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