PR PUPPETRY Sock Puppets aid the definition of public relations [email_address]
I’d like some PR please Certainly Sir! In what way do you think I can help? [email_address]
I’d like a turn on Jools Holland, David Letterman and be interviewed by Jonathon Ross Right. Do you sing or are you an actor? Trying to get a feeling for what you’re about [email_address]
Don’t sing. Can play the spoons though? Can you…like…place an ad in the paper and tell people how great I am? That would be Advertising sir… ADVERTISING The act or practice of calling public attention to one's product, service, need, etc., by paid announcements in newspapers and magazines, over radio or television, or on billboards. [email_address]
Ah - that would be Marketing Sir. What if I put out a record - can you help me sell loads? MARKETING The total of activities involved in the transfer of goods from the producer or seller to the consumer or buyer, including advertising, shipping, storing, and selling. [email_address]
That would be PLUGGING Sir. BUT we do know a man willing to dress as a large carrot and stand outside Radio 1 You’re a bit rubbish! Would you dress up as a banana and go to a radio station to get my track played? PLUGGER someone who is an active supporter and advocate [syn: promoter ] [email_address]
That would depend Sir…have you Been abducted by aliens?; punched Prince Harry in Mahiki? Or recently been on Big Brother? Listen, I’m not really very Impressed so far. Can I get on the front Page of The Sun? MAHIKI A nightclub in London that attracts the Royals, celebrities and Paris Hilton [email_address]
No. They were a band circa 1993 Released a single ‘Little miss can’t be Wrong’. I thought you were a spin doctor? SPIN DOCTOR A press agent skilled at spin control. [email_address]
Public relations is all about your reputation and how you are perceived by your publics. There’s a whole variety of skills and methods we can use to ensure we raise and sustain your Profile. ? PUBLIC RELATIONS Public relations is the discipline which looks after reputation, with the aim of earning understanding and support and influencing opinion and behaviour. It is the planned and sustained effort to establish and maintain goodwill and mutual understanding between an organisation/individual and its/his/her publics. [email_address]
Well, we might hook you up with a cutlery manufacturer looking for a catchy Theme tune; cut your hair; give you a clean shirt and do a background Check for starters. Right. So can you get me on GMTV? PUBLIC RELATIONS Public relations is the discipline which looks after reputation, with the aim of earning understanding and support and influencing opinion and behaviour. It is the planned and sustained effort to establish and maintain goodwill and mutual understanding between an organisation/individual and its/his/her publics. [email_address]
<ul><li>Well, here’s the thing with little secrets and </li></ul><ul><li>THE MEDIA - imagine a tennis </li></ul><ul><li>ball heading for your privates </li></ul><ul><li>at speed. We’re here to: </li></ul><ul><li>Take the hit for you </li></ul><ul><li>b) Tap that ball sideways </li></ul><ul><li>so it misses or </li></ul><ul><li>c) Move you slightly so it </li></ul><ul><li>hits a less painful bodypart </li></ul>Background check? TENNIS A game played on a rectangular court by two players or two pairs of players equipped with rackets, in which a ball is driven back and forth over a low net that divides the court in half. [email_address]
We take AMEX. You’re hired! At its best public relations, unlike other forms of marketing communications, is interactive: by facilitating communication between organisations, in whatever sector, and their customers and clients, the practice of public relations creates bonds between peoples. - Elisabeth Lewis-Jones, President of the Chartered Institute of Public Relations [email_address]
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