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  • Oft werden Sprecher dadurch herausgefordert, dass sie Fachmaterial vor einem Publikum vortragen müssen, das nicht mit dem Thema oder dem Vokabular vertraut ist. Das Material kann komplex sein oder voller Details stecken. Um einen technischen Fachbericht effektiver zu präsentieren, verwenden Sie folgende Richtlinien von Dale Carnegie Training®.   Bedenken Sie die Dauer der Präsentation und organisieren Sie dementsprechend Ihr Material. Begrenzen Sie die Menge des besprochenen Materials. Teilen Sie Ihre Präsentation in klare Abschnitte auf. Erstellen Sie eine logische Reihenfolge. Behalten Sie dabei Ihren Hauptgedanken bei. Beenden Sie Ihre Präsentation mit einer Zusammenfassung, wiederholen Sie die Schlüsselschritte und einer logischen Folgerung.   Bedenken Sie, dass Ihr Publikum mit dem technischen Bereich nicht vertraut ist. Zum Beispiel, stellen Sie sicher, dass die Daten eindeutig und klar sind und die Information relevant ist. Gleichen Sie das Niveau in Bezug auf Detail und Vokabular auf das des Publikums an. Nutzen sie grafische Darstellungen um Schlüsselpunkte visuell zu unterlegen. Gehen Sie auf die Bedürfnisse Ihres Publikums ein und Sie werden ein aufmerksameres Publikum haben.

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  • A son asked his father „ Dad, what is politics ?“
  • Dad said
    • Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist
  • Dad said
    • Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist
    • Your mother administrates the money, therefore she is the Government
  • Then Dad said
    • Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist
    • Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she is the Governement
    • Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union
  • Then Dad said
    • Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist
    • Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she is the Government
    • Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union
    • Our maid is the Working Class
  • Then Dad said
    • Look, I bring the money home, therefore I am the Capitalist
    • Your mother administratesthe money, therefore she is the Government
    • Grandpa watches everything, therefore he is the Union
    • Our maid is the Working Class
    • We all want just one thing, your well-being. Therefore you are the People. And your smaller brother who is still in his nappy, is the Future
  • Did you understand that my son?
    • The little one thinks, and tells his father he wanted to sleep it over for one night
    • During the night the boy wakes up, because his younger brother produces something with an unbearable smell from his nappy and is crying.
    • As he doesn‘t know what to do, he goes into the bedroom of his parents.
    • But there is only his mother in her bed, and she is so fast asleep that he does not succeed in waking her up.
    • So he goes into the bedroom of the maid where he finds his father having fun with her, and grandpa watching them secretly through the window !!!!
    • All of them are so engaged that they don‘t realize that the boy is standing in front of them.
    • So the boy decides to go to bed again without having been able to solve the problem.
    • Next morning the father asks his son if he is able to explain with a few words what politics is.
  • „ Yes“ answers the son.
    • The Capitalist abuses the Working Class
    • The Capitalist abuses the Working Class
    • The Union watches without doing anything,
    • The Capitalist abuses the Working Class
    • The Union watches without doing anything,
    • While the Government sleeps
    • The Capitalist abuses the Working Class
    • The Union watches without doing anything,
    • While the Government sleeps
    • The People are completely ingnored
    • The Capitalist abuses the Working Class,
    • The Union watches without doing anything,
    • While the Government sleeps,
    • The People are completely ingnored,
    • And the Future is in the shit.
  • That‘s politics