Anti-Resume : Jessica Glendinning

I am Jessica Glendinning and this is My Anti-Resume

Resume: (n)a written exaggeration of only the good thingsa person has done in the past, as well as a wish listof the qualities a person would like to have. - Bo Bennett

It’s time for a change.

It’s time for a change. Time to alter the status quo.

It’s time for a change. Time to alter the status quo. IT’S TIME TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE

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I want to change the world.

“You must concentrate upon and consecrate yourself wholly to each day, as though a re were raging in your hair.” - Taisen Deshimaru

By now, you probably want to know: what makes this girl DIFFERENT ?

Jessica Glendinning I am a world-changer

creative passionate innovative I am a world-changer forward-thinking engaging dedicated

Status Quo: (n) the existing state of a airs (normal) (average)

Status Quo: (n) I think it’s time to change the de nition of normal

e Average Americanwatches 3 hours of television a day I don’t own a TV

e Average Americanspends an hour per day commuting, sitting behind the wheel I don’t own a car

My take-away? e Average American wastes a lot of time

My take-away? I am not Average

I grew up in the mountains of Virginia

From an early ageI was instilled with aloveof thenatural world

As time passed I realized that I want to do more than just make my mark on the planet

I want to leave this worldsubstantially better than I found it

Save the world? at sounds about right!

So you might be asking how one goes aboutSaving the world

Saving the world

Answer: It all starts with YOU

Answer: It all starts with YOU and ME

YOU * have a positive impact on the world * are innovative & aren’t content with “average” * know that people are more than just a number * believe that if you are doing something you love, you won’t “work” a day in your life * want to change the world for the better

A few detailsabout me * I have a Bachelor’s degree in Music Education - with ve years of teaching experience * I went back to school six years later to get a Certi cate in Web Technologies * While I was in school, I started my own business * Add ve years of administrative experience to the mix, and shake it up...

* I sit as the Chair of the Board for a local environmental non-pro t * I was recently chosen for a national leadership team by a DC-based CoalitionEarth Week

And...* I take the strength, mindfulness and exibility I found on the yoga mat with me everywhere I go* e diversity of my background gives me a unique perspective and versatility* I am an active participant in my community, both online and o

e melding of my creative and technicalselves is found in: the communication arts social media digital design content creation

Life: (n) Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. - Helen Keller

Some of my biggest strengths:I’m on an unending quest

Some of my biggest strengths:I’m on an unending quest for knowledge

* I love learning about new tools and techniques* I have an uncanny ability to quickly become pro cient with new technologies* I am incredibly detail oriented (I can spot an excess space in a paragraph from three feet away)

HOWEVER...* I don’t get bogged down in minutia* I excel at ensuring consistency from the beginning of a project through completion

I love utilizing my creativity to help people and organizations nd their voice

I love utilizing my creativity to help people and organizations nd their voiceand build their brand

So what do you say? Let’s be world-changers

So what do you say? Let’s be world-changers TOGETHER

anks for reading my anti-resume! ss ica Je jessica (at) verdantspringdesign (dot) com www.verdantspringdesign.comLike what you read? Feel free to share, or get in touch!

Many thanks to David Crandall for inspiring this project.His anti-resume manifesto can be found here. is slide show is a 2012 creation of Verdant Spring Design, LLC

Anti-Resume : Jessica Glendinning

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