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  • 1. “Its very difficult tofail at pornography”- Michael Chabon
  • 2. easy“Its very difficult tofail at pornography” PowerPoint- Michael Chabon @jessedee
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  • 9. notenoughvisuals mISTAKE #2
  • 10. An outstanding1 hour presentationcan take 30 hoursor more of prep time.Shocking I know.
  • 11. 7 tips to createVISUALPRESENTATIONS
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  • 13. BUDGET CONSULTING PRODUCTIONSTUDIES Communication
  • 14. Create clearLANDMARKS
  • 15. BlAstyour corporate templates
  • 16. HOW DO YOU DESIGN FORCREATIVITY?BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BUCKET BRIGADE and a plea to help foster creativity in the classroom
  • 17. DIVERGENT THINKING CONVERGENT THINKINGAT ITS CORE,CREATIVITY FLOWSFROM THE INTERACTIONOF TWO FORCES.
  • 18. Foster an Reward Atmosphere Curiosity Be Encourage of Play Persistent Mistakes Try on New Perspectives Urge Define the Non-conformity Problem for Yourself DIVERGENT THINKING FocusAttention CONVERGENT THINKING Ensure Adequate Education Set Clear Provide Objectives Building Blocks of Encourage Reasoning Skills Become Aware of Melding of Optimal Solutions Test, Your Internal Measure, and Reasoning Process Refine
  • 19. the so-called end of unlimited bandwidth towards a more network e cient user experience in an age of network austerityhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/beggs/34117133
  • 20. DISCLAIMER I am NOT a network guru... I might be completely wrong!http://www.flickr.com/photos/andreasivarsson/4893862500
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  • 22. 150 MBps 21% 2G projected worldwide 3G penetration in 2010... 3G 4G 150 Average Theoretical 112.5network speed in Mbps 75 37.5 0 GRPS EvDO EDGE UMTS HSPA+ LTE WiMAX WiFi LTE-Advanced network technology Morgan Stanley Internet Trends, April 12, 2010 http://www.morganstanley.com/institutional/techresearch/pdfs/Internet_Trends_041210.pdf
  • 23. appropriately resize and compress media for each device large.jpg medium.jpg small.jpg 35.73 KB 10.69 KB 4.57 KBhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/ulybug/152518872
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  • 29. This makes me feel incredibly sad.About 90% were made using a Wordtemplate with (and here’s the kicker) Times New Roman size 12 font.
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