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  1. 1. “Its very difficult tofail at pornography”- Michael Chabon
  2. 2. easy“Its very difficult tofail at pornography” PowerPoint- Michael Chabon @jessedee
  3. 3. #FMBootcamp Tweet Love: @LeslieBradshaw | @JESS3
  4. 4. SocialMediafor Business to brought you by
  5. 5. Phone Smartphone Letter eMail Seminar Webinar Welcome to Queensland Fertility Group Public Information 1800 111 IVF [483] www.qfg.com.au eNews Brochure Website Newsletters eNewslettersNewspaper Online News Social Socialising Networking Books eBooks
  6. 6. socialsphere
  7. 7. Y ouSu ck atP ow !erPo i nt Mi stakes esign void cking dd to a5 sho ou nee y
  8. 8. Your slides are there tosupport you and unfortunatelyif they suck, so do you.
  9. 9. notenoughvisuals mISTAKE #2
  10. 10. An outstanding1 hour presentationcan take 30 hoursor more of prep time.Shocking I know.
  11. 11. 7 tips to createVISUALPRESENTATIONS
  12. 12. BUDGETConsulting $ 50kStudies $ 20k- Preparation $ 11k- Panel A $ 1k- Panel B $ 2k- Panel C $ 3kProduction $ 18k- Shooting $ 6kCommunication $ 12k- Printing $ 4kTOTAL $ 100K
  13. 13. BUDGET CONSULTING PRODUCTIONSTUDIES Communication
  14. 14. Create clearLANDMARKS
  15. 15. BlAstyour corporate templates
  16. 16. HOW DO YOU DESIGN FORCREATIVITY?BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BUCKET BRIGADE and a plea to help foster creativity in the classroom
  17. 17. DIVERGENT THINKING CONVERGENT THINKINGAT ITS CORE,CREATIVITY FLOWSFROM THE INTERACTIONOF TWO FORCES.
  18. 18. Foster an Reward Atmosphere Curiosity Be Encourage of Play Persistent Mistakes Try on New Perspectives Urge Define the Non-conformity Problem for Yourself DIVERGENT THINKING FocusAttention CONVERGENT THINKING Ensure Adequate Education Set Clear Provide Objectives Building Blocks of Encourage Reasoning Skills Become Aware of Melding of Optimal Solutions Test, Your Internal Measure, and Reasoning Process Refine
  19. 19. the so-called end of unlimited bandwidth towards a more network e cient user experience in an age of network austerityhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/beggs/34117133
  20. 20. DISCLAIMER I am NOT a network guru... I might be completely wrong!http://www.flickr.com/photos/andreasivarsson/4893862500
  21. 21. refresh + update status 803KB over 00:10 find meeting... 2.1MB over 00:05 read TechCrunch a funny video 2.7MB over 00:15 3.2 MB over 02:13 101MBCheck Google Maps for meeting location, watch new Samsung video, browse, tweet, Facebook, funny animal video and listen to new Muse track.
  22. 22. 150 MBps 21% 2G projected worldwide 3G penetration in 2010... 3G 4G 150 Average Theoretical 112.5network speed in Mbps 75 37.5 0 GRPS EvDO EDGE UMTS HSPA+ LTE WiMAX WiFi LTE-Advanced network technology Morgan Stanley Internet Trends, April 12, 2010 http://www.morganstanley.com/institutional/techresearch/pdfs/Internet_Trends_041210.pdf
  23. 23. appropriately resize and compress media for each device large.jpg medium.jpg small.jpg 35.73 KB 10.69 KB 4.57 KBhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/ulybug/152518872
  24. 24. + all the usual suspectsmost Nokia users on S40feature phones use Opera Mini v 6.0+ mobile v. 7+ desktop
  25. 25. and available to everyone... iPhonehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/pictfactory/2796367140
  26. 26. mobile browser market share via http://gs.statcounter.com - 02/2010 other? things have changed skeptical UC ate Nokia’s share... other? other? note OperaMini... Blackberry! quality + sample size?Data Source: http://gs.statcounter.comPublished Under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported LicenseYou are free to copy, distribute and transmit the work and to adapt the work providing it is attributed to www.icrossing.co.ukhttp://www.flickr.com/photos/icrossing_uk/4342659861
  27. 27. ]
  28. 28. ReallyUglyRésumés@jessedee
  29. 29. This makes me feel incredibly sad.About 90% were made using a Wordtemplate with (and here’s the kicker) Times New Roman size 12 font.
  30. 30. So go on tiger, time for that phone to ring
  31. 31. Behr Paint Denise 15 , 2011 February Zaraya th
  32. 32. Reaching More Home & Garden enthusiasts than just about everyone 10.6 Million DEMOGRAPHICS GENDER Our Unique Visitors in our Network Median 54% Age is Female 46% 39! C O M P E T I T I V E A DVA N TAG E 7.3 M 3.3M DIY Network 1.8 M AGE About.com H&G 2.5 M Better Homes & Gardens 2.5 M Shelterpop Do It Yourself.com 2.6 M lds HGTV 2.7 M The faste st year o ye r olds 4 5-64 .9 M growing H&G 18-34 4Ma 35-44 year olds 2 iVillage H&G we’ve 6M network… 1 .8 M % eHow H&G grown 43 since Jan . 2010! HOUSEHOLD INCOME 6.8 M MODERN LIVING MEDIA Haven Home Media 8.8 M 10.6 M $25-$50k $50-$100k $100k+ 11.9 M 3M 2.1 M 2.2 M Source: comScore Media Metrix & Plan Metrix, March 2011No How can I make sure enough of my customers are seeing my ads? 2
  33. 33. DES I GN I NG ONSOL I D FOUNDAT I ONS Tim Van Damme/@maxvoltar #Naconf B-
  34. 34. Nokia 3310(worst cellphone ever)
  35. 35. expert s” fuy re D proficient ntou competent“M advanced beginner novice
  36. 36. UP DA TE D1E-MARKETING PLUS26 January 2011 reasons WHY NOWtime to get is the perfect serious about the MOBILE WEBi by tijs.vrolix@proximity.bbdo.be
  37. 37. +112% +347% January 2009 January 2010500 000 000 USERS150 000 000 MOBILE FB USERS
  38. 38. THE FUTURE OF MOBILE ADVERTISING IS INPULL, NOT PUSH
  39. 39. “MOBILE FIRST!” Mobile is the key to Google’s future and its top programmers now have mobile as their primary focus. Eric Schmidt, Google
  40. 40. The number of milestraveled by the teamto get to work:(that’s only 2,000 shy of traveling the circumference of the Earth!) SHORTEST LONGEST MILES TRAVELED PER COMMUTE COMMUTE PERSON TO WORK 2 0 .4 6 7 .0 David 4914 Kim 3893 miles miles round round James 4786 Melissa 3250 trip trip Amy 4518 Shaina 1541 James Shaina
  41. 41. 10 S 0+ B EAUTIFUL LIDES FROM 1CANN ES LIONS ’1 @jessedee * video! now with
  42. 42. BUILDING A GOOD AND EFFECTIVECHUNGKONG.NL LOGO A SHORT INTRODUCTION.
  43. 43. I AM SINCE : 1968 OCCUPATION : CREATIVE ON AN ADVERTISING AGENCY EDUCATION : THE DUTCH ACADEMY OF ART AND DESIGN RIETVELD ACADEMIE AMSTERDAM.CHUNGKONG.NL PHILOSOPHY : EVERYTHING IS A CHANCE. THINKS : REALITY IS CHAOS NAÏEVE BELIEF : EVERYBODY IS CREATIVE. DO YOU HAVE A DESIGN PROJECT YOU NEED HELP WITH? I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT. PLEASE SEND AN EMAIL: CONTACT@CHUNGKONG.NL
  44. 44. CHUNGKONG.NL The five Olympic rings represent the five continents involved in the Olympics and were designed in 1913, adopted in 1914 and debuted at the Games at Antwerp, 1921. Despite the fact that the IOC is very protective of its symbols, ach Olympic Games has its own varian
  45. 45. CHUNGKONG.NL The bullseye, the “TARGET” character, it one of the most their recognizable rands logos ever designed. Target Corporation, usually known simply as Tar
  46. 46. THE BATTLE OF THE BEST(?)CHUNGKONG.NL Just for fun. Source: Fortune. How ever questionable the contenders are, the winner isn’t.
  47. 47. DESIGN FORCHANGEIt Makes Cents
  48. 48. CHANGINGTHE WORLD IS ABOUTMORE THANJUST BEING GREEN
  49. 49. THE THING I HATE THE MOST ABOUTADVERTISING IS THAT IT ATTRACTS ALL THE BRIGHT, CREATIVE AND AMBITIOUS YOUNG PEOPLE, LEAVING USMAINLY WITH THE SLOWAND SELF-OBSESSED TO BECOME OUR ARTISTS. -Bansky
  50. 50. CHANGE IS HARD.Let’s go shopping!

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