The Schipul New Guy ABC's

A is for Attention Pay attention to everyone’s needs. Everyone’s.

Pay attention to everyone’s needs. Everyone’s.

B is for Beer Rodney drinks Stella Artois. The grocery store only has one six pack in stock at any time.

Rodney drinks Stella Artois. The grocery store only has one six pack in stock at any time.

C is for Cranky Cranky is what everyone gets if we run out of half & half.

Cranky is what everyone gets if we run out of half & half.

D is for Dishes Your mom isn’t here. Neither is ours. Do the math.

Your mom isn’t here. Neither is ours. Do the math.

E is for Eloy This one is pretty self explanatory.

This one is pretty self explanatory.

F is for Foosball Bet Ed that you can beat him. See what happens.

Bet Ed that you can beat him. See what happens.

G is for Grin Keep smiling, and this will all be over soon.

Keep smiling, and this will all be over soon.

H is for Hunker Hunker is what Aaron does in his chair.

Hunker is what Aaron does in his chair.

I is for Identity You’re a Schipulite now. Welcome, clone.

You’re a Schipulite now. Welcome, clone.

J is for J Jennifer Brooks is J. Guichin Quian is Jenny. Jason is the guy meowing.

Jennifer Brooks is J. Guichin Quian is Jenny. Jason is the guy meowing.

K is for Kerry Bow to your sensei. Or else.

Bow to your sensei. Or else.

L is for Listening Your most valuable tool. And your only opportunity to rest.

Your most valuable tool. And your only opportunity to rest.

M is for Mail Most of it is junk, but don’t throw away the money. We like money.

Most of it is junk, but don’t throw away the money. We like money.

N is for New Guy Man, the alphabet is long. Look at this puppy!

Man, the alphabet is long. Look at this puppy!

O is for Office The office runs on three things: Alcohol Caffeine Stupid Jokes Have an adequate supply of all three at all times.

The office runs on three things:

Alcohol

Caffeine

Stupid Jokes

Have an adequate supply of all three at all times.

P is for Phone It’s probably ringing right now. Answer it!

It’s probably ringing right now. Answer it!

R is for Reply All Are you ready for the deluge?

Are you ready for the deluge?

S is for Social Media http://schipulnewguy.blogspot.com Survive and we’ll make you an admin.

http://schipulnewguy.blogspot.com

Survive and we’ll make you an admin.

T is for Tea Irish Breakfast Tea. LIPTON (!) Green Tea. Have these around if you want to stay on Ed and Kerry’s good side.

Irish Breakfast Tea. LIPTON (!) Green Tea. Have these around if you want to stay on Ed and Kerry’s good side.

U is for Ubiquitous Ubiquitous like Katie’s smiles.

Ubiquitous like Katie’s smiles.

V is for Very Casual Heck, our CEO doesn’t even wear shoes!

Heck, our CEO doesn’t even wear shoes!

W is for Wine Cabernet. Not Merlot. And Nicole’s Chardonnay. And Kim’s Pinot Noir. And Jerri’s Malbec. And Rachel’s Sangiovese. And Daniel’s banana cognac.

Cabernet. Not Merlot. And Nicole’s Chardonnay. And Kim’s Pinot Noir. And Jerri’s Malbec. And Rachel’s Sangiovese. And Daniel’s banana cognac.

X is for Xavier =

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Y is for You! We’re glad you’re here! Welcome to the Schipul Team!

We’re glad you’re here! Welcome to the Schipul Team!

Z is for Zangirolami There will be a spelling test later.

There will be a spelling test later.