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Funny quotes

  1. 1. Pyramid<br />Connections<br />New Narratives, New Peaks<br />K2 Vista Productions<br />Funny Quotes<br />Javed Mohammed k2film@live.com<br />
  2. 2. Dumplings are most succulent when heading in the direction of the mouth." Grand Mufti of Shanghai Nasir Xheng Xiao Mohammed<br />
  3. 3. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person<br />
  4. 4. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee<br />
  5. 5. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me<br />
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  10. 10. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin<br />
  11. 11. I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. Imelda Marcos<br />
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  20. 20. Reference<br />All images are copyright of respective owners<br />

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