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A humorous look at marketing

  1. 1. A humorous look at marketing The different flavors of marketing Javed Mohammed k2film@live.com
  2. 2. Warning• This presentation requires a sense of humor. If you are easily offended this is not for you. It leverages work of others and some addition from myself. Enjoy
  3. 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing
  4. 4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. One of your friends goes up to her,points at you and says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising.
  5. 5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephonenumber. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing
  6. 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pickup her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?” That’s Public Relations
  7. 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich.” That’s Brand Recognition
  8. 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m veryrich. Marry me.” She gives you a nice hard slap to the face. That’s Customer Feedback
  9. 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “Let’s dance”. You show her the moves. You take her on unassuming dates on bicycle, talk a lot, dance some more. Slowly, she realizes you’re rich. By the time you say “Will you marry me?”, she’s been waiting for it. That’s Content Marketing
  10. 10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “can you imagine the possibilities of a merger and acquisition.” That’s Anticipation marketing
  11. 11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You tell her best friend you’re rich and available. That’s word-of-mouth marketing
  12. 12. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Think of the possibilities” That’s Thought leadership marketing
  13. 13. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “If Icould rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.” That’s pick-up marketing
  14. 14. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, Hi, Im“_______”, I thought we should at least have a conversation before we get married” That’s social marketing
  15. 15. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “Are you a parking ticket? Because youve got FINE written all over you.” That’s in-your face marketing
  16. 16. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?” That’s stealth marketing
  17. 17. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?” That’s shadow marketing
  18. 18. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,“Excuse me Miss, would you like todrive across country and kill people with me?” That’s permission marketing
  19. 19. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.” That’s cloud marketing
  20. 20. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her mother and say, “I would be honored to have you as my mother-in-law.” That’s multi-level marketing
  21. 21. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “Excuseme, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?” That’s guerilla marketing
  22. 22. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I must be a snowflake, because Ive fallen for you.” That’s green marketing
  23. 23. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her boyfriend and say, “someone’s looking for you outside.” That’s disruptive marketing
  24. 24. Please share this with your friends All images are from public domain and copyright of respective owners. Text of Slides 2-8 from public domain (source unknown) Pick up lines: http://www.gotlines.com/lines/funny.php Rest of content by Javed Mohammed A K2 Vista Project k2film@live.com Copyright 2012

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