Libyan rebel recce

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Libyan rebel recce

  1. 1. Libyan Rebel Recce<br />
  2. 2. Rebel Calvary<br />OEM Toyota<br />Rusty Sword<br />Strength – High probability of tetanus if successfully attacked<br />Weakness – Weapon range. OEM Toyota lacks significant armor<br />
  3. 3. Rebel Management <br />Manager’s Personal Asst.<br />High Quality Office Chair<br />Rebel Thirst Quencher<br /><ul><li>Strength – 360 field of fire. Highly ergonomic.
  4. 4. Weakness – No cup holders for bottles of water, high likelihood of recoil induced flip from large caliber rifle. </li></li></ul><li>Rebel Sentry<br />American Cigarette<br />High Fashion Hoody<br />Michael Jackson Glove<br />Strength – Best dressed soldier on the field of battle<br />Weakness – Euro-smoking may lead to heart disease, emphysema, and a decline in battlefield stamina<br />
  5. 5. Rebel Prince<br />Crown of Bullets<br />Real Fur Collar<br /><ul><li>Strength – Born leader of men
  6. 6. Weakness – Relatively cheap and easy to produce crown, highly uncomfortable. Fur extremely hot during African summers.</li></li></ul><li>Rebel SAM<br />Actual MANPAD missile<br />Actual MANPAD<br /><ul><li>Nothing funny here, it looks like Reuters took a pic of an actual MANPAD launch. Pretty badass.
  7. 7. Lack of back blast or rocket plume is suspect </li></li></ul><li>Rebel AAA<br />New Balance Gun Mount <br />Veteran’s Grimace<br /><ul><li>Strength – Highly Mobile, rugged and easily produced
  8. 8. Weakness – Gravel on road hinders accuracy, New Balance must be replaced after 10,000 rds</li></li></ul><li>Rebel Checkpoint<br />Effective Camouflage<br />Extremely Well Armed<br /><ul><li>Strength – Hard to see from air due to camo and low profile
  9. 9. Weakness – Worst checkpoint EVER! </li>

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