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The 25 Worst
Face Tattoos
To Ever Appear
In A Mugshot
1) The Casanova
He thinks “Ladies Love It,” but I’m
pretty sure this man doesn’t speak
for all ladies.
2) The Vegan
Good luck finding many animal-
free food options in the prison
cafeteria.
3) The Low Self-Esteem Sufferer
Buck up, guy. I bet they won’t reject
you from the “Epic Beard Club.”
4) The Skinhead
“Ma’am, did the person who
assaulted you have any
distinguishing marks?”
5) The Sunshine Stater
He’s crying salty Floridian
tears.
6) The Devil
The beard and horns say “Spawn of
Satan,” but the round plastic-
framed glasses and pale skin say
“Comic-Con ...
7) The Go-Getter
In this instance “R” doesn’t
stand for “Remembering to
be a respectable member of
society.”
8) The Genius
The tattoo of choice for
nobel laureates.
9) The Blowhard
Honestly, who has time to read
all that?
10) The Clown
Considering clowns are
way scarier than the devil,
this was a pretty good
choice.
11) The Absurdist
These tattoos are all over the
place. If you’re going to ink your
face, pick a theme and stick with
it.
12) The Inevitable
Case closed.
13) The Knot
He got the idea for this tattoo
after his iPod earbuds got all
tangled up.
14) The Wrongfully Convicted
“Your honor, in my client’s defense
I present his eyebrows.”
15) The Nose
Every time he checks out his
tattoo he goes cross-eyed.
16) The Felon
His second choice was “Felon
Thoughts: Perfectly Level-Headed.”
17) The Involuntary Skinhead
He’s not racist. He’s just
pointing out that his hairline is
receding.
18) The Missing Question Mark
There it is!
19) The Psycho
He’s currently attending Johns
Hopkins University. In his next
session, he’s going to add “logist
in traini...
20) The Speed Demon
The trick to making the hair on your
neck grow faster? Put racing stripes
on your chin.
21) The Walking Billboard
Somehow, tattooing a radio
station logo to his forehead is
not the worst decision this man
has m...
22) The Tiger
Like most tigers in
America, he’s going to
spend most of his time
in a cage.
23) The Handlebar
Poor guy. All he ever wanted in
life was to have enough facial
hair for to grow a moustache.
24) The Bible Thumper
Hebrew 13:6 asks, “What can mere
mortals do to me?” Put you in jail, that’s
what.
25) The Tyson
Lookin’ good, Iron
Mike! Not your first
rodeo in the Big House,
is it?
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Lots of people get hideous tattoos for whatever reason, but some folks take it too far and get their faces inked. Check out the 25 worst face tattoos to ever appear in a mugshot!

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  1. 1. The 25 Worst Face Tattoos To Ever Appear In A Mugshot
  2. 2. 1) The Casanova He thinks “Ladies Love It,” but I’m pretty sure this man doesn’t speak for all ladies.
  3. 3. 2) The Vegan Good luck finding many animal- free food options in the prison cafeteria.
  4. 4. 3) The Low Self-Esteem Sufferer Buck up, guy. I bet they won’t reject you from the “Epic Beard Club.”
  5. 5. 4) The Skinhead “Ma’am, did the person who assaulted you have any distinguishing marks?”
  6. 6. 5) The Sunshine Stater He’s crying salty Floridian tears.
  7. 7. 6) The Devil The beard and horns say “Spawn of Satan,” but the round plastic- framed glasses and pale skin say “Comic-Con Attendee.”
  8. 8. 7) The Go-Getter In this instance “R” doesn’t stand for “Remembering to be a respectable member of society.”
  9. 9. 8) The Genius The tattoo of choice for nobel laureates.
  10. 10. 9) The Blowhard Honestly, who has time to read all that?
  11. 11. 10) The Clown Considering clowns are way scarier than the devil, this was a pretty good choice.
  12. 12. 11) The Absurdist These tattoos are all over the place. If you’re going to ink your face, pick a theme and stick with it.
  13. 13. 12) The Inevitable Case closed.
  14. 14. 13) The Knot He got the idea for this tattoo after his iPod earbuds got all tangled up.
  15. 15. 14) The Wrongfully Convicted “Your honor, in my client’s defense I present his eyebrows.”
  16. 16. 15) The Nose Every time he checks out his tattoo he goes cross-eyed.
  17. 17. 16) The Felon His second choice was “Felon Thoughts: Perfectly Level-Headed.”
  18. 18. 17) The Involuntary Skinhead He’s not racist. He’s just pointing out that his hairline is receding.
  19. 19. 18) The Missing Question Mark There it is!
  20. 20. 19) The Psycho He’s currently attending Johns Hopkins University. In his next session, he’s going to add “logist in training.”
  21. 21. 20) The Speed Demon The trick to making the hair on your neck grow faster? Put racing stripes on your chin.
  22. 22. 21) The Walking Billboard Somehow, tattooing a radio station logo to his forehead is not the worst decision this man has made.
  23. 23. 22) The Tiger Like most tigers in America, he’s going to spend most of his time in a cage.
  24. 24. 23) The Handlebar Poor guy. All he ever wanted in life was to have enough facial hair for to grow a moustache.
  25. 25. 24) The Bible Thumper Hebrew 13:6 asks, “What can mere mortals do to me?” Put you in jail, that’s what.
  26. 26. 25) The Tyson Lookin’ good, Iron Mike! Not your first rodeo in the Big House, is it?
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