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35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
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35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real

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If you've ever picked up a newspaper, then surely you've seen the police blotters section. We found 35 of the most hilarious and ridiculous police blotters that have ever been printed!

If you've ever picked up a newspaper, then surely you've seen the police blotters section. We found 35 of the most hilarious and ridiculous police blotters that have ever been printed!

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  • 1. 35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
  • 2. 1. It sounds like they should have called a couples counselor, not the police
  • 3. 2. Well, that was helpful!
  • 4. 3. Who knew elk were such cooperative animals?
  • 5. 4. For the record, this didn’t happen in Colorado
  • 6. 5. Yep . . . I’m sure that’s exactly what happened
  • 7. 6. Seems legit . . .
  • 8. 7. Watch out for fugitive cows on your next bike ride
  • 9. 8. In his defense, peanuts are pretty suspicious
  • 10. 9. Small piles, however, are out of their jurisdiction
  • 11. 10. Hopefully the officers gave her the number for pizza delivery
  • 12. 11. Bad timing
  • 13. 12. Knives, baseball bats, and billy clubs are child’s play. But a rolling pin? Now that’s serious business
  • 14. 13. I wonder if my cat has a gun hiding somewhere?
  • 15. 14. A real-life ninja turtle
  • 16. 15. I’d love to see who fell for this trick
  • 17. 16. Yes, sadly people like this do exist
  • 18. 17. It’s obvious who wears the whiskers in that household
  • 19. 18. At least it wasn’t named “Fire”
  • 20. 19. “AND they were all wearing masks!”
  • 21. 20. It’s okay, Arnold makes everyone nervous
  • 22. 21. Ya don’t say?
  • 23. 22. And the prime suspect is . . .
  • 24. 23. Must have been a Chipotle burrito. Have you seen the size of those things?
  • 25. 24. Note to self: clean glasses daily
  • 26. 25. Do they sell anti-force fields at Walmart?
  • 27. 26. Best late night snack ever
  • 28. 27. They also received a report of someone stealing the contents of round bins left on the street
  • 29. 28. Some people just can’t resist playing the game
  • 30. 29. Maybe the duck didn’t want to deal with medical bills
  • 31. 30. Ignorance is bliss
  • 32. 31. If it was a half-dollar, he would have called for backup
  • 33. 32. Dang it, squirrels! Get it together.
  • 34. 33. The police don’t like it when you call them to insult your spouse
  • 35. 34. They just wanted to go on a little joyride
  • 36. 35. The horse then handed the officer sunscreen and asked if he could get its back
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  • 39. Image Sources http://www.thepetcollective.tv/10-ridiculously-hilarious-animal-police-blotters/ http://dontpkethebear.com/the-funniest-police-blotters-ever-printed/ http://www.thevine.com.au/entertainment/news/28-hilarious-police-reports-20130924-265812/ http://izismile.com/2010/06/28/hilarious_police_blotters_30_pics.html# http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/19/funniest-police-blotters-ever_n_837942.html http://www.theblubber.com/2013/04/the-funniest-police-blotters-ever/

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