35 Hilarious Police Blotters
You Won’t Believe Are Real
1. It sounds like they should have called a couples
counselor, not the police
2. Well, that was helpful!
3. Who knew elk were such cooperative animals?
4. For the record, this didn’t happen in Colorado
5. Yep . . . I’m sure that’s exactly what happened
6. Seems legit . . .
7. Watch out for fugitive cows on your next bike ride
8. In his defense, peanuts are pretty suspicious
9. Small piles, however, are out of their jurisdiction
10. Hopefully the officers gave her the number for pizza
delivery
11. Bad timing
12. Knives, baseball bats, and billy clubs are child’s play.
But a rolling pin? Now that’s serious business
13. I wonder if my cat has a gun hiding somewhere?
14. A real-life ninja turtle
15. I’d love to see who fell for this trick
16. Yes, sadly people like this do exist
17. It’s obvious who wears the whiskers in that
household
18. At least it wasn’t named “Fire”
19. “AND they were all wearing masks!”
20. It’s okay, Arnold makes everyone nervous
21. Ya don’t say?
22. And the prime suspect is . . .
23. Must have been a Chipotle burrito. Have you seen
the size of those things?
24. Note to self: clean glasses daily
25. Do they sell anti-force fields at Walmart?
26. Best late night snack ever
27. They also received a report of someone stealing the
contents of round bins left on the street
28. Some people just can’t resist playing the game
29. Maybe the duck didn’t want to deal with medical
bills
30. Ignorance is bliss
31. If it was a half-dollar, he would have called for
backup
32. Dang it, squirrels! Get it together.
33. The police don’t like it when you call them to insult
your spouse
34. They just wanted to go on a little joyride
35. The horse then handed the officer sunscreen and
asked if he could get its back
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If you've ever picked up a newspaper, then surely you've seen the police blotters section. We found 35 of the most hilarious and ridiculous police blotters that have ever been printed!

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  1. 1. 35 Hilarious Police Blotters You Won’t Believe Are Real
  2. 2. 1. It sounds like they should have called a couples counselor, not the police
  3. 3. 2. Well, that was helpful!
  4. 4. 3. Who knew elk were such cooperative animals?
  5. 5. 4. For the record, this didn’t happen in Colorado
  6. 6. 5. Yep . . . I’m sure that’s exactly what happened
  7. 7. 6. Seems legit . . .
  8. 8. 7. Watch out for fugitive cows on your next bike ride
  9. 9. 8. In his defense, peanuts are pretty suspicious
  10. 10. 9. Small piles, however, are out of their jurisdiction
  11. 11. 10. Hopefully the officers gave her the number for pizza delivery
  12. 12. 11. Bad timing
  13. 13. 12. Knives, baseball bats, and billy clubs are child’s play. But a rolling pin? Now that’s serious business
  14. 14. 13. I wonder if my cat has a gun hiding somewhere?
  15. 15. 14. A real-life ninja turtle
  16. 16. 15. I’d love to see who fell for this trick
  17. 17. 16. Yes, sadly people like this do exist
  18. 18. 17. It’s obvious who wears the whiskers in that household
  19. 19. 18. At least it wasn’t named “Fire”
  20. 20. 19. “AND they were all wearing masks!”
  21. 21. 20. It’s okay, Arnold makes everyone nervous
  22. 22. 21. Ya don’t say?
  23. 23. 22. And the prime suspect is . . .
  24. 24. 23. Must have been a Chipotle burrito. Have you seen the size of those things?
  25. 25. 24. Note to self: clean glasses daily
  26. 26. 25. Do they sell anti-force fields at Walmart?
  27. 27. 26. Best late night snack ever
  28. 28. 27. They also received a report of someone stealing the contents of round bins left on the street
  29. 29. 28. Some people just can’t resist playing the game
  30. 30. 29. Maybe the duck didn’t want to deal with medical bills
  31. 31. 30. Ignorance is bliss
  32. 32. 31. If it was a half-dollar, he would have called for backup
  33. 33. 32. Dang it, squirrels! Get it together.
  34. 34. 33. The police don’t like it when you call them to insult your spouse
  35. 35. 34. They just wanted to go on a little joyride
  36. 36. 35. The horse then handed the officer sunscreen and asked if he could get its back
  37. 37. Has anyone YOU know been arrested? Find out now! www.instantcheckmate.com
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  39. 39. Image Sources http://www.thepetcollective.tv/10-ridiculously-hilarious-animal-police-blotters/ http://dontpkethebear.com/the-funniest-police-blotters-ever-printed/ http://www.thevine.com.au/entertainment/news/28-hilarious-police-reports-20130924-265812/ http://izismile.com/2010/06/28/hilarious_police_blotters_30_pics.html# http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/19/funniest-police-blotters-ever_n_837942.html http://www.theblubber.com/2013/04/the-funniest-police-blotters-ever/
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