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PART 2 OF CHRISTMAS AT THE POTTER'S. MORE MAYHEM, SKIRT ROUTINES, AND RON IS STILL AFRAID OF THAT DARN HEALER. WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN HE MEETS HER AT THE MINISTRY CHRISTMAS PARTY?

PART 2 OF CHRISTMAS AT THE POTTER'S. MORE MAYHEM, SKIRT ROUTINES, AND RON IS STILL AFRAID OF THAT DARN HEALER. WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN HE MEETS HER AT THE MINISTRY CHRISTMAS PARTY?

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  • 1. Christmas at the Potter’s (Part 2!) (RUINED FOREBERZ)
  • 2. WARNINGS: CRUDE HUMOR, SEXUAL THEMES, QUESTIONABLE LETTUCE, LANGUAGE, DISTURBING SKIRT ROUTINES, PINK BATHING SUITS, STILLETTOS, NUDITY
  • 3. June:  HAI!! June:  How're the Potters coming along? Heather:  I UPLOADED IT TO SLIDESHARE June:  YAYZ! Heather:  IT IS STILL CONVERTING IT TO SLIDESHARE FORMAT June:  I hate how it takes forever and a day to upload. Heather:  BUT NOW THAT IT IS FINISHED WE CAN RP FANFIC SOME MOAR June:  OMG YAY! Heather:  I HAS AN IDEA Heather:  IT INVOLVES A MINISTRY PARTY Heather:  STILLETTOS Heather:  AND BOBBY PINS June:  YOU HAD ME AT STILLETTOS Heather:  OMG HAHA Heather:  THE POTTERS ARE INVITED TO A MINISTRY PARTY Heather:  AND THE WEASLEYS June:  GINNY AND HERMIONE TAKE FOREVER TO GET READY. June:  HARRY AND RON ARE AFRAID THEY'LL BE LATE. Heather:  THEY DUN WANNA MISS THE FOOD June:  HAHAHA RIGHT! June:  THERE'S FANCY FOOD June:  ENDLESS MAGIC BUFFET Heather:  LUNA IS WEARING STILLETTOS Heather:  SHE CAN BEARLY WALK
  • 4. June:  WITH CHEEZBURGER BUCKLES Heather:  OMG YES Heather:  GINNY IS PUTTING BOBBY PINS IN LILY'S HAIR Heather:  LILY IS CRYING BECAUSE IT HURTS June:  OMG THEY'RE BRINGING THE KIDS?! HOORAY! June:  GINNY IS TELLING HER BEAUTY HURTS June:  MY GRANDMA SAID THAT TO MY MOM WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE. Heather:  ORLY? June:  YA RLY. MY MOM SAYS THAT TO ME NOW. June:  THE MORE YOU KNOW! Heather:  OH MY Heather:   THAT CAN NOT BE GOOD PARENTING June:  WELL, YOU KNOW MY MOM, RUNNING AROUND DISSING OTHER PEOPLE'S MOMS. June:  ANYWAY. Heather:  THE STILLETTOS LUNA WORE Heather:  THEY CAUSED SO MUCH TROUBLE June:  YESH June:  THEY DENTED THE FLOOR. Heather:  OMG Heather:  SHE HAD TO PAY TO GET IT FIXED Heather:  LILY WAS CRYING OVER HER BOBBY PINS Heather:  AND HARRY WOULD NOT LET HER DO HER ROUTINE June:  HE SAID, LILY IT IS INAPPROPRIATE
  • 5. June:  I AM DISTURBED BY YOUR BEHAVIOR Heather:  VERY DISTURBED Heather:  GINNY WAS CRANKY June:  LILY CRIED. Heather:  HERMIONE WAS TOO June:  YESH. VERY MUCH. June:  IT WAS VERY CROWDED AND LOUD. Heather:  JAMES COMPLAINED Heather:  HIS TIE WAS ITCHY Heather:  HIS SUIT WAS STUFFY Heather:  HIS SHOES WERE TIGHT Heather:  THIS PARTY IS BORNING Heather:  CAN WE GO HOME NAO? June:  THERE ARE NO GIRLS. Heather:  NONE OUR AGE Heather:  RON WAS HIDING Heather:  THE HEALER WAS THERE Heather:  THE YOUNG WOMAN ONE June:  WHO IS SHE? I CANNOT RECALL. Heather:  GINNY CURSED RON Heather:  WITH A BAT BOGEY HEX IN A CERTAIN PLACE Heather:  THE HEALER HAD TO FIX HIM' Heather:  MADE HIM TAKE OFF HIS PANTS June:  AHAHAHAHA THAT'S AWESOME.
  • 6. Heather:  HE WOULDN'T DO IT Heather:  SHE HAD TO GET SOME MOAR HELAERS TO DO IT FOR HIM June:  SIR, I CANNOT FIX YOU UNLESS YOU REMOVE YOUR PANTS. Heather:  HE FAINTED Heather:  SHE FIXED HIM Heather:  HE WOKE UP WITH NO PANTS ON Heather:  HE SHRIEKED AND RAN HOME Heather:  COVERING HIMSELF WITH HIS HANDS June:  WITHOUT HIS PANTS. Heather:  HE HAD TO GO TO HARRYS BECAUSE THE DOOR WAS LOCKED Heather:  LILY OPENED THE DOORR June:  AND SHE LAUGHED. Heather:  NO SHE SCREAMED AND CRIED JUNE June:  RIGHT... Heather:  SHE HAD NIGHTMARES June:  JAMES WOULD HAVE LAUGHED. Heather:  RON WASN'T ALLOWED TO COME TO THE POTTERS FOR CHRISTMAS Heather:  EVERYTHING WAS TENSE Heather:  AND THAT WAS WHEN LILY DID HER SKIRT ROUTINE June:  LILY HAD DEEP PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA. Heather:  YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT ALL IN THE EMAIL I SENT YOU June:  I'M READING! Heather:  GOOD GOOD
  • 7. Heather:  JAME'S FIRST WORD IS A SWEAR WORD Heather:  "BUDY HELL" June:  : DDDDDDD Heather:  NAO LETS CONTINUE Heather:  WHAT DOES THE HEALER DO? June:  SHE COMES UP AND SAYS, I REMEMBER YOU! June:  THE BAT BOGEY MAN! Heather:  RON SCREAMS June:  AND SHE CALLS OVER HER HEALER FRIENDS Heather:  HE RUNS TO THE BATHROOM June:  AND THEY ALL LAUGH. Heather:  JAMES POINTS Heather:  HE FINALLY ENTERTAINED June:  HE NO LONGER MINDS HIS ITCHY TIE. Heather:  NO HE DOESN'T Heather:  HE RIPPED IT OFF Heather:  AND PUT IT IN A PUNCH BOWL June:  AHAHAHAHA Heather:  HARRY WAS MORTIFIED Heather:  KINGLSEY WAS WATCHING EVERYTHING June:  HE HAD TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. Heather:  CHUCKLING TO HIMSELF Heather:  HARRY KIDS WILL BE KIDS June:  HARRY SAYS, I PROMISED THEM COOKIES IF THEY BEHAVED!!!
  • 8. June:  USUALLY IT WORKS!!! Heather:  KINGLSEY JUST CHUCKLES SOME MORE Heather:  AND HEADS OFF TO THE MENS ROOM Heather:  TO TALK TO RON June:  WHO HAS LOCKED HIMSELF IN A STALL AND WON'T COME OUT. Heather:  AT ALL Heather:  UNTIL KINGLSEY MENTIONS THE BUFFET Heather:  WHAT IS AT THE BUFFET AGAIN JUNE? Heather:  I FORGOT June:  THE BEST FOOD EVAR Heather:  WHAT KINDS June:  LIKE AT HOGWARTS DINNERS June:  ONLY LOTS Heather:  IT NEVER RUNS OUT Heather:  CHICKEN Heather:  POTATOES June:  AND TREACLE TART FOR DESSERT June:  IT'S HARRY'S FAVORITE Heather:  HE MAKES A MESS OF HIS SUIT Heather:  AND ALOMST DIES OF EMBARASSMENT June:  BUT THE TART IS SO GOOD June:  HE CANNOT HELP HIMSELF Heather:  GINNY CLEANS HIM UP Heather:  SHE TRIED TO COMB HIS HAIR
  • 9. June:  IT DIDN'T WORK. Heather:  AT ALL June:  IT NEVER DOES. Heather:  IT WAS AN EPIC FAIL June:  GINNY GOT FRUSTRATED AND SNAPPED THE COMB IN HALF. Heather:  WHAT WERE AL AND ROSIE DOING DURING THIS? Heather:  THEY WERE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING BOOKS Heather:  AND WHAT WAS HUGO DOING DURING THE PARTY? June:  I dunno... June:  He ate too much dessert and got a tummyache Heather:  HES CRYING IN PAIN June:  MAKING A SCENE Heather:  HERMIONES TRYING TO SHUT HIM UP June:  SHE'S PATTING HIS HEAD June:  BUT HER PATIENCE IS RUNNING THIN Heather:  VERY THIN Heather: HUGO BARFS ON HERMIONE Heather:  HERMIONE'S DRESS IS RUINED June:  SHE SHOVES HIM AWAY FROM HER. Heather:  FOREVERZ Heather:  JAMES IS ALUGHING June:  HE IS ENTERTAINED GREATLY Heather:  YES YES Heather:  RON IS TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE HEALER
  • 10. June:  UNDER THE TABLE. June:  OCCASIONALLY HE REACHES UP AND GRABS MORE FOOD. Heather:  HERMIONE WOULD SCOLD HIM Heather:  BUT SHES DEALING WITH HUGO June:  HE FEELS BETTER NOW. Heather:  MUCH BETTER Heather:  LILY IS..... June:  SHE WANTS TO DO HER DANCE. June:  GINNY IS THREATENING HER NOT TO. June:  LILY LUNA POTTER, I SWEAR, YOU WILL BE GROUNDED FOREVER IF YOU DO THAT HERE!!! Heather:  LILY START TO BOB Heather:  AND SHE REACHES FOR HER SKIRT June:  DON'T YOU DARE, YOUNG LADY!!!! Heather:  SHE YANKS IT OFF Heather:  SHE'S WEARING A SWIMSUIT Heather:  IT'S PINK June:  WITH FLOWERS. Heather:  SHE SWINGS THE SKIRT AROUND Heather:  AND WIGGLES HER HIPS June:  GINNY IS LIVID June:  SHE GRABS LILY AROUND HER WAIST June:  AND YELLS AT HER. June:  HARRY IS EMBARRASSED.
  • 11. June:  THEY ARE MAKING A SCENE June:  EVERYONE IS STARING Heather:  OMG! I’M LOLING June:  LILY IS CRYING CAUSE SHE WANTS TO DANCE June:  SHE'S KICKING HER LEGS. Heather:  SHE BREAKS FREE OF GINNY Heather:  TO FINSIH HER ROUTINE June:  JAMES IS ROFLING. June:  HE FELL OFF HIS CHAIR June:  RON WANTS TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON June:  HE WON'T GET OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE Heather:  AL IS HIDING HIS FACE Heather!! (1:28 PM):  HE’S A PRUDE June:  HAHA YES! June:  HE PRETENDS HE DOESN'T KNOW THEM. Heather:  ROSIE TOO June:  SHE'S JUST READING HOGWARTS, A HISTORY June:  IN PREPARATION FOR GOING TO HOGWARTS Heather:  YES Heather:  LILY IS NOW ONLY WEARING HER BATHING SUIT June:  DANCING CRAZILY June:  AVOIDING CAPTURE BY GINNY Heather:  SWINGING HER HIPS AROUND Heather:  POUTING AND STUFF
  • 12. June:  GINNY IS CHASING HER June:  SHE ASKS LUNA TO HELP June:  LUNA THROWS HER STILLETOS June:  AND June:  PINS LILY TO A WALL Heather:  OMG Heather:  LIKE IN A MOVIE June:  YES, LIKE A SPY MOVIE!! June:  LILY CAN'T GET FREE June:  SHE TRIES June:  SHE FAILS June:  SHE CRIES Heather:  AND HER BATHING SUIT RIPS June:  OMG Heather:  YES Heather:  HARRY IS HIDING WITH RON Heather:  UNDER THE TABLE June:  EATING TREACLE TART June:  WONDERING WHAT'S GOING ON June:  HERMIONE'S STILL WITH HUGO June:  HE KEEPS TAKING MORE FOOD EVEN THOUGH HERMIONE TELLS HIM NOT TO Heather:  IGNORING THE SCENE Heather:  ALBUS IS STILL HIDING WITH ROSIE
  • 13. June:  BEHIND A NEWSPAPER June:  WITH A FAKE MUSTACHE Heather:  AND ROSIE IS WEARING A HAT Heather:  COVERING HER FACE June:  IGNORING THE SCENE June:  WISHING SHE COULD LEAVE June:  IT'S TOO LOUD June:  SHE CAN'T FOCUS Heather:  THEY RUN OUTSIDE June:  HERMIONE CHASES AFTER THEM June:  WITH HUGO IN TOW June:  HARRY AND RON WONDER WHERE SHE WENT June:  BUT THEY DON'T LOOK June:  RON'S STILL AFRAID OF THE HEALER Heather:  LILY IS CRYING Heather:  MOANING Heather:  GURGLING June:  WAILING June:  THE PARTY'S IN SHAMBLES Heather:  SHRIEKING June:  THEY JUST LEAVE June:  THEIR EVENING HAS BEEN RUINED Heather:  EVERYTHING WAS RUINED June:  HARRY AND RON FOLLOW
  • 14. June:  RON RUNS AS FAST AS HE CAN June:  HE RUNS INTO THE HEALER LADY June:  AND SCREAMS Heather:  SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL Heather:  HARRY IS TRYING TO AVOID KINGSLEY June:  KINGSLEY FINDS HIM June:  AND LAUGHS June:  HARRY WHINES, IT'S NOT FUNNYYYYY!! DDDDD: Heather:  KINGLEY GIVES HARRY A PROMOTION Heather:  HARRY IS SUDDENLY SCARED Heather:  WHY? HE WANTS TO KNOW Heather:  KINGSLEY WON'T TELL HIM June:  RON'S LONG GONE TO ESCAPE THE HEALER LADY June:  BUT HARRY WON'T LEAVE UNTIL KINGSLEY TELLS HIM WHY HE GOT PROMOTED Heather:  YES Heather:  EVERYTHING IS AKWARD Heather:  HARRY IS SACRED BECAUSE HES CONVINCED KINGSLEY IS A PEDO June:  RON'S WHINING June:  I WANNA LEAVE, HARRY!!!! Heather:  KINGSLEY TELLS HIM ITS BECAUSE HARRY FINALLY LEANRED HOW TO HIDE Heather:  AND NOT TAKE CONTROL June:  AHAHAHAHAHA!!
  • 15. June:  AWESOME!! Heather:  SO THEY ALL LEAVE June:  AURORS NEED TO BE GOOD AT HIDING Heather:  IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE June:  EVERYONE'S EXHAUSTED June:  IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LILY HEARS SOMEONE ON THE ROOF Heather:  SANTA? June:  SO SHE CRIES CAUSE SHE'S SCARED Heather:  OF COURSE Heather:  JAMES IS DROOLING Heather:  HUGO IS SNORING Heather:  FRED ROLLS Heather:  ROXANNE SLEEP WALKED June:  LILY WAKES UP JAMES June:  JAMSIE, I HEARD SOMETHING ON THE ROOF!!! Heather:  SHUT UP LILY Heather:  LET ME SLEEP Heather:  GO BACK TO SLEEP NAO June:  NUUUU, JAMSIE, I HEARD SOMETHING! Heather:  GO AWAY LILY! Heather:  HE KICKS HER Heather:  SHE CRIES Heather:  AND WAILS June:  SHE FALLS ON AL
  • 16. June:  HER WAILING WAKES UP THE REST OF THE KIDS. Heather:  EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WAKES UP June:  HARRY RUNS IN HALF- ASLEEP Heather:  WUZ GOIN ON? June:  ARE YOU HURT? ? Heather:  I HEARD SOMETHIN ON THE ROOF DADDY June:  HUGO IS EXCITED June:  MAYBE IT'S SANTA!!! Heather:  PRESENTS! THE COUSINS DASH FOR THE STAIRS Heather:  AND FIGHT Heather:  THE ALL WANT TO BE FIRST Heather:  LILY FALLS June:  JAMES SLIDES DOWN THE BANISTER TO BE COOL. Heather:  AND CRASHES INTO LILY June:  THEY BOTH FALL Heather:  LILY CRIES June:  AND THEN THEY GET TRAMPLED BY EVERYONE ELSE Heather:  JAMES BREAKS HIS NOSE June:  AND CURSES OUT EVERYONE Heather:  HUGO IS RIPPING OPEN PRESENTS June:  NOT EVEN HIS Heather:  LILY'S AND JAMES'S Heather:  ROSIE GETS BOOKS June:  LARGE ONES
  • 17. Heather:  AL GETS A SWEATER Heather:  LILY GOT A DOLL HOUSE Heather:  JAMES GOT A BROOMSTICK June:  HE FLIES AROUND THE HOUSE AND BREAKS THINGS Heather:  HE CRASHES INTO RON June:  NEVILLE AND LUNA ARE STILL ASLEEP Heather:  HUGO CAN’T FIND HIS PRESENT June:  HE'S YELLING Heather:  NO ONE GOT HIM ONE June:  POOR HUGO. Heather:  LILY ALSO GOT SOME LETTUCE June  SHE SCREAMS WITH GLEE Heather:  SHE OFFERS TO SHARE WITH HUGO June:  HE DOESN'T WANT IT June:  NO, LILY, I DUN WANNA SHARE UR STOOPID LETTUCE!!! D:< Heather:  ALBUS ALSO GOT TICKETS TO THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP FOR HIS BIRTHDAY June:  HE'S SO EXCITED. Heather:  HE CAN'T WAIT June:  HARRY'S EXCITED TOO Heather:  VERY EXCITED Heather:  ME AND KYRA WERE RPING THIS Heather:  THE PROBLEMS THAT ENSUE WHILE PACKING.... Heather:  LOL.
  • 18. June:  AHAHAHAHA, I BET!! Heather:  THE STORY INVOLVES: PORN MAGAZINES, BARF, CRYING KIDS, A POND, AND SHAMPOO AND THAT’S IT UNTIL NEXT TIME! KEEP YOUR EYE OUT FOR: “ QUDDITCH WORLD CUP: JUST ADD POTTER” COMING OUT SOON!