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Kyra and I's mini-interlude on the Potters

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  • A VERY POTTER INTERLUDE WITH A GUEST WRITER KYRA!
  • WARNINGS: LANGUAGE, NUDITY, ACTS OF JERKASS-NESS, CRYING
  • Heather:  CHOCOLATE IS GOOD Heather:  IT GIVES YOU ENERGY Kyra:  CHOCOLATE IS VERY YUMMEH Heather:  AND SUGAR CRASHES Heather:  LIKE JAMES THE JERKASS Kyra:  JAMES DESERVES SUGAR CRASHES Heather:  HE TOTALLY DOES Heather:  HE DESERVED TO BE SICK TOO Kyra:  HE HAS TO HAVE THEM Heather:  I IMAGINE HE HAS THEM OFTEN Heather:  HE STEALS AL'S CHOCOLATE FROGS Heather:  AND EATS THEM ALLLLL Kyra:  HE CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM TEH CHOCOLATE Heather:  NO ITS AN ADDICTION Heather:  AND MASRHMELLOWS Kyra:  SMORES Heather:  HE EATS ALL THE JUNK FOOD TO BE A JERK Heather:  HE NEVER SHARES EVAR Kyra:  *GASP* Heather:  LILY CRIED WHEN HE STOLE HER COOKIES Kyra:  HE'S A MEENIE Heather:  LILY ALWAYS CRIES Heather:  JAMES MAKES HER Heather:  IT IS FUN FOR HIM
  • Heather:  HE TIMES HIMSELF Kyra:  JAMES IS A GIANT JERKASS Kyra:  AND A MEENIE Heather:  HIS RECORD IS TEN SECONDS Kyra:  AND HE DESERVES IT Kyra:  NO MAKING LILY CRY Kyra:  SHE DOES IT HERSELF Heather:  WHEN WE GO TO HOGWARTS YOU’RE GONNA BEAT HIM UP RIGHT? Kyra:  YES Heather:  JUNE WILL CRY Heather:  AND LILY WILL TOO Kyra:  TOO BAD Heather:  JUNE WILL HOLD HIS HAND IN TEH HOSPITAL WING Heather:  AND BRING HIM CHOCOLATE Kyra:  NO CHOCOLATE Heather:  MARSHMELLOWS? Heather:  SHE WILL DO IT ANYWAYS Kyra:  OH WELL Heather:  THERE IS NO STOPPING HER Kyra:  I'M STILL GONNA BEAT HIM UP Heather:  OKAY Heather:  BUT THEN LILY WILL CRY Heather:  SHE ALWAYS CRYS
  • Heather:  BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER JAMSIE Heather:  I DUNNO WHY THOUGH Kyra:  NOBODY DOES Heather:  LILY DOES REMEMBER? Heather:  JAMES DOESN'T LIKE IT Heather:  IT MESSES UP HIS IMAGE Kyra:  YES Heather:  HAVING HIS LITTLE SIS CLINGING TO HIM Heather:  NOT COOL LILY NOT COOL Heather:  THATS WHAT HE TELLS HER Kyra:  INO Kyra:  BUT HE'S NOT COOL Heather:  SHE TRIED TO FOLLOW HIM TO THE BATHROOM ONCE Kyra:  EW Heather:  JAMES WAS PISSED Heather:  HE SHOVED HER Heather:  OUT OF THE BATHROOM Heather:  SHE SLID IN THE HALLWAY Heather:  AND CRASHED INTO A WALL Kyra:  NOEZ Heather:  YESH Heather:  THAT SMILY LOOKS KINDA LIKE LILY WHEN SHE CRIES Kyra:  WAHH Heather:  SHE JUST LIFTS HER HEAD
  • Heather:  AND CRIES Kyra:  AND CRIES AND CRIES AND CRIES Heather:  TILL GINNY COMES RUNNING Kyra:  YESH Heather:  JAMES SIRIUS POTTER WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING? Heather:  YOU CAN NOT TREAT YOUR SISTER LIKE THAT Heather:  BUT MOM SHE TRIED TO FOLLOW ME TO THE BATHROOM! Heather:  THAT IS NOT THE POINT JAMES Heather:  YOU ARE GROUNDED Heather:  NO CHOCOLATE, OR FOOD, OR ANYTHING Kyra:  THE POINT IS THAT YOU CAN'T HIT YOUR SISTER Heather:  YOU WILL SIT IN THAT CHAIR OVER IN THE CORNER Heather:  THE CHAIR IS WHERE JAMES SPENT HALF OF HIS CHILDHOOD Kyra:  MORE THAN HALF Heather:  PRETTY MUCH HIS ENTIRE CHILDHOOD Heather:  ALBUS SAT THERE ONCE Kyra:  NOES Kyra:  WHY Heather:  BECAUSE HE WAS DARED Heather:  TO DO SOMETHING Heather:  WHEN GINNY FOUND OUT Kyra:  JAMES IS MEEN Heather:  JAMES SAT THERE FOR A WEEK
  • Kyra:  WHAT DID HE DO Heather:  HE DARED ALBUS TO PUT HARRYS WAND IN THE FIREPLACE Heather:  ALBUS ALMOST DID IT Heather:  GINNY FOUND HIM Heather:  JUST IN TIME Kyra:  GOOD Kyra:  THAT'S HARRY'S WAND Heather:  JAMES WAS MAD Heather:  BECUASE THE CHAIR WAS HARD Heather:  HIS BUTT HURT AFTER THE FIRST 2 DAYS Kyra:  NO SOFT CHAIRS FOR HIM Heather:  ALBUS WAS ALLOWED TO SIT ON A PILLOW Heather:  BECAUSE IT WAS HIS FIRST OFFENSE Kyra:  THAT'S GOOD Heather:  HE NEVER SAT THERE AGAIN Heather:  NEVAR Heather:  HE ALWAYS DOES HIS HOMEWORK Heather:  NEVER GETS DETENTIONS Heather:  PLAYS WITH LILY Kyra:  HE'S GOOD Heather:  SHE DOESN'T LIKE ALBUS THOUGH Kyra:  NOES Heather:  HES TOO NICE FOR HER Heather:  JAMES IS MOAR INTERESTING TO LILY
  • Kyra:  BUT HE'LL TURN HER TO THE DARK SIDE Heather:  MAYBEZ Kyra:  HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE COOKIES Heather:  MAYBE NOT Heather:  HE ATE THEM ALL Heather:  LILY STILL WANTS SOME LETTUCE Kyra:  LETTUCE Kyra:  AND CHEEZ Heather:  YES YES Kyra:  IZ YUMMEH Heather:  CHEEZBISCUITS! Heather:  THATS WHAT AL SAYS INSTEAD OF SWEARING Kyra:  YESH Heather:  WHENEVER SOMEONE SWEARS HARRY PUTS HIS HANDS OVER AL'S EARS Kyra:  IT'S A GOOD REPLACEMENT FOR SWEARING Heather:  PROTECT HIS VIRGIN EARS! Heather:  GINNY DOES LILY'S Kyra:  I BET JAMES SWEARS ALL THE TIME Heather:  HE TOTALLY DOES Heather:  HE HAS THE MOST EXPLICIT WORDS Kyra:  DOBBY'S SOCK Heather:  DUMBLEDORE'S BEARD Kyra:  HAGRID'S BUTTCRACK
  • Kyra:  AHH I JUST GOT DEJA VU Heather:  WIZARD SWEARS? Heather:  BEST PPP EPISODE Heather:  WELL ACTUALLY THEY'RE ALL THE BEST Kyra:  BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP HIPPOPOTAMUS Heather:  WE NEED MAOR WIZARD SWEARS Heather:  WITH A BUCKET OF ****** Heather:  IN A TOWER FAR FAR AWAY WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU ******* ******** Heather:  JAMES KNOWS THEM ALL Kyra:  YESH Heather:  WE NEED MOAR Heather:  UNICORN TAILS Kyra:  I'LL WATCH IT SOON Kyra:  AS SOON AS I CAN KICK MY SISTER OFF THE COMPUTER WITH SOUND Heather:  "JUST GO AWAY AL, IN A TOWER FAR FAR AWAY WHERE NO CAN HEAR YOU ***** *********** *****! Kyra:  JAMES! Kyra:  YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! Heather:  HOW LONG DID HE HAVE TO SIT ON THE CHAIR FOR THAT? Kyra:  LIKE A MONTH Heather:  I BET HIS FIRST WORD WAS A SWEAR WORD Kyra:  YESH Kyra:  THAT WOULD BE PERFECT
  • Heather:  "BUDY HELL!" Kyra:  HE GOT IT FROM RON Heather:  I WAS JUST GONNA SAY THAT Heather:  GINNY CURSED RON SO MUCH Heather:  HE HAD TO GO TO ST MUNGOS Kyra:  OH NOES Kyra:  BUT HE GOT OUT REALLY QUICK Heather:  TO GET THE BAT BOGEYS OFF A CERTAIN AREA Heather:  WHICH HE DOES NOT DISPLAY TP THE PUBLIC Kyra:  I KNOW Heather:  HERMIONE SAW IT Heather:  SHE WAS HORRIFIED Kyra:  HORRIFIED Heather:  WHAT IS THAT RON? Kyra:  OHMIGOD IT'S - Heather:   ITS- Kyra:  I CAN'T EVEN SAY IT Heather:  RON HAD TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH Kyra:  IT'S TERRIBLE Kyra:  THE COUCH IS ALL WORN AND OLD AND IT SMELLS LIKE WIZARD FARTS Heather:  IT DOES Kyra:  AND RON BROKE IT Heather:  HE FINALLY GOT IT FIXED THOUGH
  • Heather:  HE WAS ALL NERVOUS Heather:  AND SWEATY Kyra:  HE COULDN'T USE HIS WAND Heather:  THE HEALER WAS A WOMAN Heather:  IN HER 20S Kyra:  YEAH Kyra:  HE GOT EMBARASSED Heather:  RON WOULD NOT TAKE OFF HIS PANTS WHEN SHE ASKED Kyra:  AND HE WANTED A GUY HEALER Heather:  SHE HAD TO BRING IN MORE HEALERS Heather:  TO DO IT FOR HIM Heather:  THERE WERE NO GUY HEALERS WORKING THAT DAY Kyra:  AND HE ALMOST FAINTED Heather:  I THINK HE DID Heather:  SO SHE CURED HIM Heather:  IT TOOK 3 SECONDS Kyra:  AND HE RAN AWAY Heather:  RON WOKE UP IN AN EMPTY ROOM Heather:  WITH HIS PANTS OFF Heather:  NONE THERE Heather:  THEN HE RAN AWAY Kyra:  AND HE COVERED HIS BITS WITH HIS HANDS Heather:  LIKE YOU SAID Heather:  RUNNING AND SHRIEKING
  • Kyra:  SO NOBODY WOULD SEE THEM Heather:  HE DIDN’T HAVE HIS WAND Heather:  SO HE COULDN'T APPARATE Kyra:  IT WAS TERRIFYING Heather:  HE FORGOT HIS HOUSE KEY Kyra:  LOTS OF PEOPLE SAW HIM Heather:  SO HE WENT TO HARRYS HOUSE Heather:  LILY OPENED THE DOOR Kyra:  AND SCREAMED Heather:  THEN.... Heather:  SHE CRIED Heather:  SHE WAS SACRED Heather:  *SCARED Kyra:  AND SHE SLAMMED THE DOOR Heather:  CRYING Kyra:  IN RON'S FACE Heather:  SHE HAD NIGHTMARES EVER SINCE Heather:  WHICH IS WHY SHE CRIES AT NIGHT Heather:  PART OF THE REASON ANYWAYS Kyra:  HARRY WOULDN'T LET RON COME OVER FOR MONTHS Heather:  HE MISSED CHRISTMAS Heather:  THAT YEAR Heather:  NO TURKEY Heather:  ALL ALONE AT HOME
  • Heather:  HERMIONE AND THE KIDS WERE AT HARRY'S Heather:  EVERYTHING WAS AKWARD Kyra:  AND LILY WAS HIDING Heather:  LILY WAS MAD THAT EVERYONE WAS SAD Heather:  SHE WANTED TO CHEER THEM UP Heather:  HAVE YOU EVER SEEN CHILDREN COMPETING IN A PAGENT? Heather:  SHE DANCED LIKE THEM Kyra:  YEAH Heather:  ALKL PROVOCATIVE Heather:  CUZ THATS WHAT THEY DO IN PAGENTS Heather:  RIPPING OFF A VELCRO SKIRT Kyra:  AND SHE MADE IT MORE AWKWARD Heather:  AND SWIGING IT AROUND Heather:  WIGGLING HER NON- EXISTENT HIPS Kyra:  AL AND HUGO WENT AWAY Heather:  JAMES WAS LAUGHING Kyra:  THEY DIDN'T WANT TO SEE Heather:  HE THOUGH IT WAS FUNNY Heather:  HARRY WAS COVERING HIS EYES Heather:  AND GINNY'S TOO Kyra:  HERMIONE WAS TRYING TO GET LILY TO STOP Heather:  ROSIE WAS HIDING BEHIND HER BOOK Heather:  LILY DIDN'T WANT TO STOP Kyra:  SHE WAS HAVING FUN
  • Heather:  SO MUCH FUN Heather:  SHE DID IT IN PUBLIC TOO Heather:  SHE TOOK TO WEARING A BATHING SUIT UNDER HER CLOTHES Heather:  SO WHEN SHE DID HER SKIRT ROUTINE YOU WOULDN'T SEE ANYTHING Kyra:  BUT HARRY AND GINNY STOPPED LETTING HER GO PLACES Kyra:  EXCEPT SCHOOL Heather:  YES Heather:  WAIT SHES NOT OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO SCHOOL Heather:  IM THINKING SHE WENT TO MUGGLE SCHOOL Kyra:  YES Heather:  SHE DID HER ROUTINE THERE Heather:  THE KIDS LOVED IT Heather:  JUNE IS ON! Kyra:  INO Heather:  OKAYZ Heather:  I WILL TELL HER ABOUT THE SKIRT ROUTINE Heather:  AND POST THIS ON LJ. Heather:  YOU WILL BE FMOUS Kyra:  OKAY Heather:  YAYZ