why i love you an original “i’m bored at work and a power point seems like boatloads of dorky fun” production

some preliminary facts although i am very bored indeed i am exerting my minimal amount of energy on providing entertainment for you all i kind of hate powerpoint because it reminds me of all those douchefucks in school who’d make their captions zing across the page with sound effects so it would be impossible to read all the teachers i’ve had that assign powerpoint presentations are actually just lazy motherfuckers who want us to do the teaching for them. it’s summer… i shouldn’t even have a microsoft office program OPEN  that smiley face is horrendous where did it come from? it looks like it is about to eat its own eyes microsoft word wants me to type with proper capitalization and i have to continually veto its elitist desires for my own aesthetic pleasure

although i am very bored indeed i am exerting my minimal amount of energy on providing entertainment for you all

i kind of hate powerpoint because it reminds me of all those douchefucks in school who’d make their captions zing across the page with sound effects so it would be impossible to read

all the teachers i’ve had that assign powerpoint presentations are actually just lazy motherfuckers who want us to do the teaching for them.

it’s summer… i shouldn’t even have a microsoft office program OPEN 

that smiley face is horrendous where did it come from?

it looks like it is about to eat its own eyes

microsoft word wants me to type with proper capitalization and i have to continually veto its elitist desires for my own aesthetic pleasure

tinypic loves you too

animals love you too

but i love you most!

because you are all epicly awesome i just got really tired… i lost my train of thought…………………………….. seriously though, you are all the cheese to my gluten free macaroni i started to make you each individual pages but then i felt like the creep express and it was getting a little too homoerotic… well not really, but almost maybe next time considering this was a good way to make the day go by faster… i don’t talk to most of you enough and that makes me very sad  … again with the fug face. HOW THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN SITTING HERE ALL DAY DOING PRETTY MUCH NOTHING anywho i have the most gorgeous and perfect friends list ever and i hope you all know if you ever need a pick me up i will hit you up with an epic powerpoint slide of your own

you are all epicly awesome

i just got really tired… i lost my train of thought……………………………..

seriously though, you are all the cheese to my gluten free macaroni

i started to make you each individual pages but then i felt like the creep express and it was getting a little too homoerotic… well not really, but almost

maybe next time considering this was a good way to make the day go by faster…

i don’t talk to most of you enough and that makes me very sad  … again with the fug face.

HOW THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN SITTING HERE ALL DAY DOING PRETTY MUCH NOTHING

anywho i have the most gorgeous and perfect friends list ever and i hope you all know if you ever need a pick me up i will hit you up with an epic powerpoint slide of your own