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Da#ng
Rules
for
the
Actual
World*

               by
Alexis
Rehrmann

                 (Hi!
That’s
me!)




*DISCLAIMER:
A...
Rule
1:
There
Are
No
Rules.

 
All
Hail
Moral
Rela#vism.

But
there
is
a
good
rule
of
thumb:

Rule
2:
Embrace
a
High
Rate
of
Da#ng

             Derailment.

Not
every
venture
is
successful.


This
is
good
because
some
people
are

                crazy.





                            Anonymous
Guy

And
some#mes
that
person
is
you.






(And
me,
okay?
Some#mes,
that
person
is
me.)

Rule
3:
Try
Not
to
Hide




                           Hippo

Another


Hippo

Rule
4:
Work
With
What
You’ve
Got.

       (Just.
Say.
Something.)

Date
Macgyver‐Style

You
will
deny
me
three
#mes.


Da#ng
men
you
meet
on
the
bus.

Bring
a
map.
Stop
for
snacks.

Rule
6:
Everyone
Gets
One
Get
Out
of

            Jail
Free
Card.


Rule
7:
Know
When
to
Hold’em;


    Know
When
to
Fold’em.

Deal
Breakers
(abridged):

•    He
is
married.


•    He
is
your
surf
instructor.


•    First
date
interrupted
by
cops.

...
Cont’

•  He
is
kind
of
mean.


•  He
is
a
liDle
bit
dumb.


Rule
8:
Let
People
Surprise
You.

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  1. 1. Da#ng
Rules
for
the
Actual
World*
 by
Alexis
Rehrmann
 (Hi!
That’s
me!)
 

*DISCLAIMER:
Any
similarity
to
actual
dates,
 living
or
dead,
is
on
purpose
because
these
 stories
are
true.
Results
may
be
atypical,
but
 really,
who
am
I
to
judge?


  2. 2. Rule
1:
There
Are
No
Rules.
 
All
Hail
Moral
Rela#vism.

  3. 3. But
there
is
a
good
rule
of
thumb:

  4. 4. Rule
2:
Embrace
a
High
Rate
of
Da#ng
 Derailment.

  5. 5. Not
every
venture
is
successful.


  6. 6. This
is
good
because
some
people
are
 crazy.
 Anonymous
Guy

  7. 7. And
some#mes
that
person
is
you.

 (And
me,
okay?
Some#mes,
that
person
is
me.)

  8. 8. Rule
3:
Try
Not
to
Hide
 Hippo

  9. 9. Another

 Hippo

  10. 10. Rule
4:
Work
With
What
You’ve
Got.
 (Just.
Say.
Something.)

  11. 11. Date
Macgyver‐Style

  12. 12. You
will
deny
me
three
#mes.


  13. 13. Da#ng
men
you
meet
on
the
bus.

  14. 14. Bring
a
map.
Stop
for
snacks.

  15. 15. Rule
6:
Everyone
Gets
One
Get
Out
of
 Jail
Free
Card.


  16. 16. Rule
7:
Know
When
to
Hold’em;

 Know
When
to
Fold’em.

  17. 17. Deal
Breakers
(abridged):
 •  He
is
married.

 •  He
is
your
surf
instructor.

 •  First
date
interrupted
by
cops.

 •  Any
date
begins
or
ends
in
fire.

 •  He
may
work
in
organized
crime?

 •  Dude,
he
totally
just
got
deported.
 •  Oh,
no.
He
is
polyamorous.
 •  He
is
not
that
interested.


  18. 18. Cont’
 •  He
is
kind
of
mean.

 •  He
is
a
liDle
bit
dumb.


  19. 19. Rule
8:
Let
People
Surprise
You.


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