17 Selena Decklemann: How to kill three chickens in three years

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Chickens are awesome. They're cute. They give you eggs. They eat slugs.

And the sound that they make when they are being eaten alive by raccoons is unforgettable.

Follow Selena on her journey through three years of tending chickens in Portland. Learn where to leave your chickens after dark, where to find replacement hens, and how daylight savings time and user group meetings can kill.

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17 Selena Decklemann: How to kill three chickens in three years

  1. 1. How to kill 4 chickens in 3 years Selena Deckelmann selena@endpoint.com @selenamarie
  2. 2. 10 lessons from the lives of Penny, Ginger, TJ and Connie
  3. 3. Penny Ginger 1. Be impulsive.
  4. 4. 2. Let chickens be free.
  5. 5. 3. Keep your schedule.
  6. 6. 4. Leave the door open.
  7. 7. TJ Popsicle Connie 5. Get more chickens.
  8. 8. 6. Leave chickens out overnight.
  9. 9. 7. Leave chicken for dead.
  10. 10. 8. Put injured chicken in coop.
  11. 11. MAGGOTS
  12. 12. 9. Use carbon monoxide.
  13. 13. 10. Forget past mistakes.
  14. 14. 1. Be impulsive. 2. Let chickens be free. 3. Keep your schedule. 4. Leave the door open. 5. Get more chickens. 6. Leave chickens out overnight. 7. Leave chicken for dead. 8. Put injured chicken in coop. 9. Use carbon monoxide. 10. Forget past mistakes.
  15. 15. Thank you for tolerating this presentation. I miss my chickens. Selena Deckelmann selena@endpoint.com @selenamarie

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