Fashion! Music!
Intrigue!:
Why You Should
Be Riding the Bus
A. L.
Venable

DISCLAIMER!
I am neither an employee of, nor am I a
representa:ve from TriMet.
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Why I ride the bus?
It’s my primary mode of transporta:on, unless
I’m bumming a ride from someone.

Why I ride the bus…
ChaDng with transsexual pros:tutes while
ea:ng Doritos

Why you should ride the bus
Prime people‐watching!

Public transporta:on is just that…
Even pimps ride the bus!!!

Really, it’s OK to look (and listen)
Eye Candy – the good and bad kind
Those quotes on Overheard in PDX have to come
from somewhere!

You can go your own way

What do you do?
(This is not TriMet.)

Easy like (Monday) morning
• First :me riding the bus? Take a trip in the
morning.

Take a ride on the wild side
Want to be brave? Take a ride after 8 PM…

Your bus driver isn’t…

It’s this guy…

The driver is NOT your “buddy”
Want a friend? Go here: Want a ride? Go here:

Some:mes talking to strangers is good…
…And some:mes you want to be le] alone.

Things to Remember
• Mind your manners,
give up your seat if
you see someone
else who may need it
more…
• Ride “naked”
• Take note of your
surroundings – not
just for safety, but
for your enjoyment!

Prepare Your Fare!
✔
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Use TransitTracker
• 503‐238‐7433 (RIDE)
• hfp://trimet.org/arrivals/index.htm
• hfp://trimet.onmyiphone.net/#_search_form
(great for mobile devices!)

And some things you just have to see to
believe!

Thank you!!!!!
Dimple and a Smirk (dot) com
insomniac, music evangelist,
traveler, Random Citizen
dimpleandasmirk.com
dimpleandasmirk@gmail.com
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