World Domination and You!
How to creatively destroy pesky,
non-moneymaking community efforts
A Motivational Process in 137 steps
John (The Mettadore) Metta,
CEO of WorDomInd, Inc.

Step 1: Buy My Book, Dammit!
Learn about WorDomInd!
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Lots of Graphs & Charts!
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Comes with Microsoft
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Domination (oem edition)
Lots of Charts & Graphs!
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Step 1: Buy My Book, Dammit!
Learn about WorDomInd!
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Lots of Graphs & Charts!
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Comes with Microsoft
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Domination (oem edition)
Lots of Charts & Graphs!
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Portland, we have a problem.
Lots of smart people
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Most of them are
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stupid
Misguided sense of
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purpose
Can I just ask what the hell this is?

Portland, we have a problem.
Wasting time by
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“Helping people”
Too chicken to say
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“Screw you!”
Some are just big fat
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cry babies
I mean, is it some kind of maze?

Save the World (by Dominating It)
Intuitively Obvious
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Nice People Suck
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Rampant Greed FTW!
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Why the hell would they put it on a slide?

Save the World (by Dominating It)
Intuitively Obvious
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Nice People Suck
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Rampant Greed FTW!
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Why the hell would they put it on a slide?

GRMFWKLSNAXP!

GRMFWKLSNAXP!

Tell me, John,
Tell me about GRMFWKLSNAXP!
TANSTAAFL, BABY!
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Buy the book, Dammit!
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Learn the 137 step program
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Okay, maybe I'll tell you “a little baby bit”
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There it is again! It was gone in the last slide!

Tell me, John,
Tell me about GRMFWKLSNAXP!
TANSTAAFL, BABY!
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Buy the book, Dammit!
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Learn the 137 step program
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Okay, maybe I'll tell you “a little baby bit”
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There it is again! It was gone in the last slide!

3 From GRMFWKLSNAXP
Greed (If you don't make money, you don't
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make any money!)
Role Model (No more flyin' solo!)
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Men-- Yes, men! Because women get stuff
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done!
Mind you, this is a stock image, I didn't make it.

3 From GRMFWKLSNAXP
Greed (If you don't make money, you don't
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make any money!)
Role Model (No more flyin' solo!)
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Men-- Yes, men! Because women get stuff
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done!
Mind you, this is a stock image, I didn't make it.

Not This Chick!!
Mother Teresa?
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Wasted time helping
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people
A Woman (got stuff done)
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Is there some importance to mazes in corporate life?

You want to be a Dick
Like maybe it's supposed to be an analogy?

You want to be a Dick
Like maybe it's supposed to be an analogy?

A Few Moronic Men
Getting stuff done?
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WWDD?
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Shoot him in the face
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Or is it a simile? I always confuse those two.

A Few Moronic Men
Getting stuff done?
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WWDD?
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Shoot him in the face
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Or is it a simile? I always confuse those two.

The Big Finish
Lots of smart people, but nice people suck
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Wasting time smelling poor people's feet?
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Buy my book! Right Now!
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Think GRMFWKLSNAXP!
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Shoot doers in the face with a shotgun
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Rule the world!
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I had to write a simile once in English class.
Something about life being like a box of chocolates. Wait, is that metaphor?

How to creatively destroy those
pesky non-money making community
based efforts
John Metta
http://positorio.us
@Mettadore on Twitter and Identi.ca
mettadore@positorio.us
3rd left turn after the 4th right turn if you enter from the SE side of this maze of a city (that's a simile, right?)