Third Issue: Runtime Modularity

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Third Issue: Runtime Modularity

  1. 1. Nº3 RUNTIME MODULARITY WITH JOHN JIM GETCOLONY.COM
  2. 2. JOHN NEEDS TO ROLLOUT A NEW VERSION OF HIS SOFTWARE THIS WEEK, AND HE ALREADY KNOWS HOW MUCH OF A HASSLE IT WILL BE... MAN... THAT RIGHT... SO I WAS SAYING... ? GIRL FROM LAST I’M ACTUALLY IN A VERY NIGHT WAS BAD MOOD AS I HAVE JUST SO... TO DO A PRODUCTION ROLLOUT OF THE FEATURES I HAVE RIGHT...HEHE... DEVELOPED. I DON’T GET IT... THE COMIC STARTED WHERE’S THE PROBLEM ALREADY JOHN !!! IN THAT? IT DEPARTMENT KNOC KNOC MEGA CORP OH GOD, SERVERS KNOC ARE DOWN!!! TAP PLEASE DON’T LET ARE YOU TAP THEM KILL ME! THERE? TAP I CAN’T ACCESS C++ MY CRM, YOU’RE MAKING HOLY ?$#@! ME LOSE CUSTOMERS! ARE YOU OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!!! CRAZY?? MAINTENANCE PERIODS GO ON EVEN LONGER BECAUSE HE CAN’T FOCUS WITH EVERYONE WANTING TO LAY THE BLAME ON HIM! THAT’S A FREAKIN’ TRAGEDY! OMG! WHAAT?? ?? WHY DO YOU HAVE ? TO SHUT EVERYTHING MY EMAILS! DOWN TO ROLLOUT NOOOO! YOUR FEATURES!? IS THERE REALLY ANOTHER THE SERVERS WAY ?!? OF COURSE! WILL BE DOWN LET ME EXPLAIN FROM 8 TO 12 A.M. HOW I DO IT TOMORROW! USING COLONY. EVERYONE IN JOHN’S COMPANY HATES SYSTEM MAINTENANCE PERIODS. THEY THINK THAT THINGS HAVE TO SHUTDOWN BECAUSE THE IT DEPARTMENT IS JUST A BUNCH OF LAZY PEOPLE.© 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM PAGE 1 OF 2
  3. 3. FORGET ABOUT IT... AS I WAS SAYING... I FEEL A MY COMPANY IS RUNNING ITS STRANGE SENSE SOFTWARE INFRASTRUCTURE ON OF DEJA VU! COLONY AND AS I THINK I HAVE EXPLAINED TO HOW SO ? YOU BEFORE... THEY WILL ATTACH AND YOU ALWAYS COME TO EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T DETACH THEMSELVES FROM ME WITH A PROBLEM REMEMBER IT... COLONY IS THEIR EXTENSION POINTS I HAVE NO AND I ALWAYS TELL IDEA ABOUT WHAT YOU THAT COLONY MODULAR ALL THE WAY. SMOOTHLY KEEPING THE YOU ARE TALKING IS THE SOLUTION! EVERYTHING IS A PLUGIN! REST OF THE APPLICATION ABOUT... YOU CAN ADD NEW PLUGINS, RUNNING FULL TILT! CHANGE THEM, REMOVE THEM, LOAD THEM, UNLOAD THEM, ALL ON-THE-FLY, WITHOUT ANY KIND OF RESTART. INCOMING SO WHEN I WANT TO ADD NEW FEATURE!! FEATURES TO AN EXISTING APPLICATION I SIMPLY DEPLOY MY NEW PLUGINS AND THAT’S IT! HEY! THERE’S NOW A NEW FEATURE IN SOCIAL THE APPLICATION! MANAGE R YEAH! SEEMS I GOT MY SERVICES ARE IT TOO, I WAS WORKING ON NO LONGER NEEDED, ANOTHER AREA OF THE APP I’M DROPPING OUT! AND DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE! BYE BYE! AWESOME! JUST HEAD OVER TO: THAT WOULD DEFINITELY GETCOLONY.COM KEEP ME FROM STRESSING OUT ALL THE TIME! WHERE CAN I GET IT? DUDE... I’M PRETTY SURE getcolony.com I’VE TOLD YOU THE ADDRESS AT LEAST A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE... BUT HERE IT open-source GOES AGAIN... easy setup intuitive documentation getting started video tutorials I AM ONLY THE NARRATOR, BUT I THINK JOHN SHOULD DEFINITELY SEE A DOCTOR...© 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM PAGE 2 OF 2

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