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Harrison Kiwanis Golf event May 13th at Harrison Country Club

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  • Notice where club head is – both come from around Dardannelle – both have made money from golf, both have gambled it away – but one has a better retirement
  • Ralph was asked what he thought about retirement? His reaction
  • Well Kay came along that day and Ralph had to have his driver surgically removed – notice tree outside Ralph and Kay’s home – she’s has better aim than Tiger’s ex
  • Now If I can only remember where I put tee and which end of club to use – Ralph is a civil engineeer and has worked fir Ark Hwy over 41 years – he has designed a golf game that anyone can win, lose, or draw up the last shot –really good for the bad golfer

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  • JEWELL MORRIS MEMORIALGOLF TOURNAMENT14th Annual, May 13th,201311:30 AM Food12:00 Program1:00 PM Golfafter 5:00 PM Balloonand winners
  • Scott Bull
  • Mike’s a supporter of Harrison Kiwanis Golf Event
  • Ken ReevesKen’s #1Kiwanis Golf fan
  • John DalySee golfers with longer backswing than John Daly
  • No shoes, No shirt, no golf
  • Player went into therapy after making putt that long
  • Golfer had to have his driver surgically removedWatch out for flying clubs
  • Expect to see the latest in fashion
  • Keep the pace – no reason for slow play
  • Chuck Barrett
  • Ralph in the bunker
  • Ken supports Kiwanis Golf EventMay 16th,2011
  • compliments of Roger Turner• Wilson TC2
  • $300 team entry due ASAPLimit 72 players for hole-in- one-----------------------------------------------------$100 Hole Sponsors pay Dale Garner,Kiwanis Treasurer ormail checktoHarrison Kiwanis ClubP.O. Box 983Harrison,AR 72602
  • Lots of Prizes !!!!!!!• HOLE-IN-ONE PRIZES• #5 189 YDS. $5,000.00• #8 150 YDS. Premium Golf Equipment• #14 160 YDS. Premium Electronics• #17 151 YDS. R/T AIR FOR TWO—USAMen up to 64: White TeesMen 65+: Gold Tees (White Tees for Hole-in-One)Women: Red Tees---------------------------------------------------------------------------Prizes for flights will be based on entry fees collected
  • The 18 Most Annoying Golf Partners(Golf Digest -12/11)The only thing worse than playing with one of these guys isBEING one of these guys1.Unsolicited Swing Advice Guy
  • 3.Cell Phone Guy
  • 9.The Sandbagger
  • 11.Ball Retriever Guy
  • 17.The Cheat
  • 18.The Overcelebrater