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Harrison Kiwanis Golf event May 13th at Harrison Country Club

Harrison Kiwanis Golf event May 13th at Harrison Country Club

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  • Notice where club head is – both come from around Dardannelle – both have made money from golf, both have gambled it away – but one has a better retirement
  • Ralph was asked what he thought about retirement? His reaction
  • Well Kay came along that day and Ralph had to have his driver surgically removed – notice tree outside Ralph and Kay’s home – she’s has better aim than Tiger’s ex
  • Now If I can only remember where I put tee and which end of club to use – Ralph is a civil engineeer and has worked fir Ark Hwy over 41 years – he has designed a golf game that anyone can win, lose, or draw up the last shot –really good for the bad golfer
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    • 1. JEWELL MORRIS MEMORIALGOLF TOURNAMENT14th Annual, May 13th,201311:30 AM Food12:00 Program1:00 PM Golfafter 5:00 PM Balloonand winners
    • 2. Scott Bull
    • 3. Mike’s a supporter of Harrison Kiwanis Golf Event
    • 4. Ken ReevesKen’s #1Kiwanis Golf fan
    • 5. John DalySee golfers with longer backswing than John Daly
    • 6. No shoes, No shirt, no golf
    • 7. Player went into therapy after making putt that long
    • 8. Golfer had to have his driver surgically removedWatch out for flying clubs
    • 9. Expect to see the latest in fashion
    • 10. Keep the pace – no reason for slow play
    • 11. Chuck Barrett
    • 12. Ralph in the bunker
    • 13. Ken supports Kiwanis Golf EventMay 16th,2011
    • 14. compliments of Roger Turner• Wilson TC2
    • 15. $300 team entry due ASAPLimit 72 players for hole-in- one-----------------------------------------------------$100 Hole Sponsors pay Dale Garner,Kiwanis Treasurer ormail checktoHarrison Kiwanis ClubP.O. Box 983Harrison,AR 72602
    • 16. Lots of Prizes !!!!!!!• HOLE-IN-ONE PRIZES• #5 189 YDS. $5,000.00• #8 150 YDS. Premium Golf Equipment• #14 160 YDS. Premium Electronics• #17 151 YDS. R/T AIR FOR TWO—USAMen up to 64: White TeesMen 65+: Gold Tees (White Tees for Hole-in-One)Women: Red Tees---------------------------------------------------------------------------Prizes for flights will be based on entry fees collected
    • 17. The 18 Most Annoying Golf Partners(Golf Digest -12/11)The only thing worse than playing with one of these guys isBEING one of these guys1.Unsolicited Swing Advice Guy
    • 18. 3.Cell Phone Guy
    • 19. 9.The Sandbagger
    • 20. 11.Ball Retriever Guy
    • 21. 17.The Cheat
    • 22. 18.The Overcelebrater

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