24 Reasons Twitter
why sucks!

I know it is almost a crime to
say these kind of things nowadays, but
in no particular order I present you
24 reasons why Twitter sucks!

#1 It is everywhere …

@TV: CNBC -
“You can check out
all the great
stock tips on our
Twitter page at blah
blah blah”

@Radio: 102.7 Kiss
FM - “Ryan
Seacrest here, you
can check out all
my awesome
celebrity dirt
by following my
Twitter…”

@Toilet: Reading
Business Week
Magazine -
“Twenty ways to
boost
your business
with Twitter”

@Work: My Boss -
“You are
fired!”

#2
It is mobile ...

... which results in this kind of crap!

#3
Meaningless
tweets ...

... and more meaningless tweets.

#4
It is a big
time waster!

#5 The followers rat race ...

… resulting in people’s
pathetic attempts to …

… get some
magic number
of followers by
begging for more
followers, …

… brag about
how many
followers they
have gotten in
just 2 days, …

… and complain how they
followers “all of a sudden”.

#6
The authority

#7
The noise

#8
The down time

... that has BIG impact on lives!

#9
It is anti
social

#10
A lot of things just
can not be said in
140 characters
...

#11
Features dissapear
without warning

#12
People think
everybody is
reading their
freaking Tweets.

#13
You are naked
and exposed ...

… while you might think you’re having
a conversation with a close group of
friends, in reality you’re shouting out
to the entireworld!

#15
It’s like reality TV
without pictures

There are annoying
types of users, like …

#16
The Spammers

#17
The Spam
Followers

#18
The Bots

#19
The Celebrities

#20
The Shameless
Self Promoters

#21
The Fake
Celebrities

#22
The Egos

“Wow. I’m
#23 speechless
The Mystery Linkers [bit.ly].”

and …

#24
The Food
Fetishists

And as a bonus the last,
and maybe the
best reason is ...

I did not came up with the idea
myself!

@henricodolfing

www.henricodolfing.com