Marriage: Sets and upsets                                                Help meMarriages are made in heaven but performed...
What is Marriage?      Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus So,Marriage is a                                Marriagesb...
Marriage: Typesa) Love marriageb) Arranged Marriage              Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
Marriage: Types (Reality)    a) Love marriage                                Man himself                               com...
Marriage: The X Factor Syndrome                                                   The Woman    The Man                    ...
Weapons of mass destructionAK47 // M6   Nuclear Explosion       B 2 Bomber                                 Marriage: Sets ...
Weapons of mass destruction▪ These weapons are outdated. Now, these weapons are replaced with the new ones               O...
Weapons of mass destruction(NEW)                 What MEN think!1) Rolling Pin                                            ...
Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)2) Frying Pan                                    Latest                       Marriage: S...
Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)3) TV Queen: Ekta Kapoor                           Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Confer...
Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)4) Shopping - Sale                       Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
Weapons of mass destructionPriority-wise                          Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
Marriage: what WOMEN think!Some Prince charming would come on a horse                                                     ...
Actually, this happensMarried                     I love yousince 7days                                    Of course,Marri...
Actually, this happens                                 Darling,Married                       your mother issince 7        ...
Actually, this happens                                      Completely                                        AgreeMarried...
Actually, this happens                                You lookMarried                         beautifulsince 7            ...
Actually, this happens                                     AMarried                            Flowersince 7days          ...
Mantras for a happy married life1) Love, respect and give the required breathing space to  your spouse2) Always have a smi...
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  1. 1. Marriage: Sets and upsets Help meMarriages are made in heaven but performed on earthMarch 8, 2011Disclaimer: All opinions expressed here are mine and does not reflect the Firm’s outlook in anycaseGurpreet Singh
  2. 2. What is Marriage? Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus So,Marriage is a Marriagesbond arebetween 3 performed onplanets earth Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  3. 3. Marriage: Typesa) Love marriageb) Arranged Marriage Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  4. 4. Marriage: Types (Reality) a) Love marriage Man himself comes in front of a running car b) Arranged Marriage Here, the Man is hit by a running car in the back Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  5. 5. Marriage: The X Factor Syndrome The Woman The Man (Wife) (Husband) (Divergence (Divergence Curve) Curve) Marriage (The Happiness point) The Woman The Man (Strangers) (Strangers)(Convergence (Convergence Curve) Curve) Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  6. 6. Weapons of mass destructionAK47 // M6 Nuclear Explosion B 2 Bomber Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  7. 7. Weapons of mass destruction▪ These weapons are outdated. Now, these weapons are replaced with the new ones Outdated Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  8. 8. Weapons of mass destruction(NEW) What MEN think!1) Rolling Pin LatestRed means danger Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  9. 9. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)2) Frying Pan Latest Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  10. 10. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)3) TV Queen: Ekta Kapoor Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  11. 11. Weapons of mass destruction (NEW)4) Shopping - Sale Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  12. 12. Weapons of mass destructionPriority-wise Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  13. 13. Marriage: what WOMEN think!Some Prince charming would come on a horse But, this happens only in cartoon films Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  14. 14. Actually, this happensMarried I love yousince 7days Of course,Married I love you.since 7months If I hadn’tMarried loved you,since 7 I’d have gone away.years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  15. 15. Actually, this happens Darling,Married your mother issince 7 on the phonedays It’s for you !Marriedsince 7monthsMarried PhOOOOne !since 7years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  16. 16. Actually, this happens Completely AgreeMarried with you!since 7days I don’t agree!Marriedsince 7months Are you stupidMarried Or what ???since 7years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  17. 17. Actually, this happens You lookMarried beautifulsince 7 in that dressdays A newMarried dresssince 7 AGAIN ?monthsMarriedsince 7 How much ?years Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  18. 18. Actually, this happens AMarried Flowersince 7days AMarried Caulisince 7 FlowermonthsMarriedsince 7 Cactus Floweryears Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
  19. 19. Mantras for a happy married life1) Love, respect and give the required breathing space to your spouse2) Always have a smile on your face while saying ‘Mummy JI’ to your Mother-in-law3) Never forget to celebrate these 3 dates: Marriage anniversary,Valentines day, Wife’s b’day, Father-in law’s bday, Mother-in-law’s bday and so on…. 4) Never marry a Scrum-coach else your family planning session would turn into a Sprint planning one5) Lastly: always take your wife in the loop while preparing such PPTs which can be ‘Risky’ for your personal life P.S.: I am happily married Marriage: Sets and Upsets>> AIM Conference |
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