Super Detective (Murder at the Coffee Shop)

Slide 1: Murder At The Coffee Shop……

Slide 2: One night, an extremely FAT man named Bill Was working late at his coffee shop. A customer walked in wearing a brown trench Coat. The customer slit Bill’s throat and Quickly ran off will a box of a dozen Jelly donuts…..

Slide 3: 3:30 DAY- 1 Witness- “James Thorne” “Hot Dog Stand around the corner from the crime seen”

Slide 4: Where were you the Night Bill was killed?

Slide 5: I was selling hot dogs at the base ball Game.

Slide 6: You… You sick fucking Fiend!

Slide 7: I knew it was you…

Slide 8: What?

Slide 9: At that game! You put relish on my damn hot dog!

Slide 10: Oh… Sorry

Slide 11: Hate fucking relish…

Slide 12: Where you planning On asking any more questions?

Slide 13: Did you know this guy?

Slide 14: What guy now?

Slide 15: Da dead sonfa bitch.

Slide 16: Not personally, saw him around

Slide 17: That it?

Slide 18: I think I sold him a hotdog once..

Slide 19: Probably killed him with that fucking hotdog..

Slide 20: What?

Slide 21: I think I’m done here, thanks for your time…

Slide 22: Sure thing detective.

Slide 23: Please, that’s super detective sir.

Slide 24: 12:15- Day 2 Crime Scene “With detective Simon”

Slide 25: I think maybe, he was hit with a blunt object.

Slide 26: Harold, We already know how he was killed

Slide 27: Fucking suicide..

Slide 28: Harold, He was cut.

Slide 29: Damn scissors..

Slide 30: We need to find more evidence..

Slide 31: It was fucking hot dog man wasn’t it?

Slide 32: No, I don’t think so..

Slide 33: I’ma go get a fucking hotdog.

Slide 34: Just can’t figure it out..

Slide 35: 3:30- Day 2 “Hot Dog Stand” “James Thorne”

Slide 36: Figure out the crime yet?

Slide 37: Extra mustard please..

Slide 38: Okay, so… did you figure anything out yet?

Slide 39: Don’t put any fucking relish on it..

Slide 40: I wont, hows the crime going?

Slide 41: Do you sell chips?

Slide 42: OH, I almost forgot to tell you! I saw a man in a brown trench coat.

Slide 43: He drove to an old warehouse in a white van.. It looked suspicious.

Slide 44: We’ll check it out immediately, but first make my damn hotdog.

Slide 45: 7:30- Day 2 “Outside the old warehouse” “With Detective Simon”

Slide 46: Think he’s in there?

Slide 47: Yeah..

Slide 48: Whats that? Theres a man in there!

Slide 49: Holy shit! He’s wearing a brown trench coat!

Slide 50: Damn bitch doesn’t change his clothes..

Slide 51: Hey you in there!!!!!!!

Slide 52: What?

Slide 53: Knew it was you! You thought you could get away with murder and blame the hotdog man!

Slide 54: What?

Slide 55: And stealing those fucking jelly donuts was just a distraction to keep me guessing!

Slide 56: Harold, I don’t think…

Slide 57: That’s exactly it! I didn’t think there was a good enough detective! Damn!

Slide 58: The man was sentenced to life In prison for murder. Also a 5$ fee for stolen property The donuts

Slide 59: There you have it, no Criminal slips by my ass Without a fight! I’ma go get a fucking hotdog