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~ Oscar Wilde on Amygdala
The amygdala is a vital part of the Brain Wave Adventure, by Neil Slade, revealing the secrets of
activating the brain and destroying clouds. This is an excerpt of his findings. And it's all true.
1 Amygdala clicking
1.1 Do this:
1.2 What clicking the amygdala can do for YOU
1.3 What would you do with FREE MONEY?
1.5 And at the same time
2 Brain Travel
2.1 How to Brain Travel
3 Cloud bursting
3.1 Here is what you are going to do
3.2 Now what?
3.3 Why it didn't work?
4 External links
 Amygdala clicking
Location of amygdala
Lower animals with much smaller frontal lobes than humans - chimpanzees, for example - are not
able to SELF-CONTROL their amygdala like you can with your human brain. By learning how
to click your amygdala forward whenever you like, life becomes beautiful - instead of stinky. But
if you are one of the "lower animals," then you like things stinky. ut i
As it turns out- the amygdala is connected directly to your olfactory nerves- your nose and sense
of smell, and so this explains the "stinky" things that happen to us in our lifetimes. Clicking your
amygdala forward is like wiggling your finger...your middle finger. To maximize this effect, just
find some big bloat and wiggle your middle finger in his face. Chances are, he will then help you
click you amydala forward and backward by pounding you face into the nearby brick wall.
Realize though, that the amygdala stuff only it happens inside your brain instead of on the end of
your arm. Wow, what a profound statement...does the author assume that we are a bunch of dumb
fucks who don't know that a brain component is in the brain, and a finger on a hand...ah..duh.
 Do this:
Wiggle your right index finger... easy, isn't it? Okay, wiggle your left big toe... easy too? Now,
put your left foot out, put your left foot in, and shake it all about. Now repeat with your right foot.
If you are exceptionally talented, then you will be able to do both with your right and left arms.
Now, locate your amygdala ( This is how not to find it)... you click it forward using your
frontal lobes- IMAGINE that your amygdala is like a click toggle switch- Now click the switch
forward towards your forhead (sic). There! You did it. Did you feel it? If not then you can try the
following to kick-start it: have a friend place a 2 X 4 on the back of your head...right where it
bulges out, then have a second friend hit the 2 X 4 with a hammer. Feel it now? Good for you.
 What clicking the amygdala can do for YOU
You will learn how to click your amygdala forward and turn on genius levels of creativity,
intelligence, pleasure, and even ESP in 1/10 the amount of time that students took to learn back in
the early days of our brain research. Yea, we have all kinds of anecdotal evidence about what we
did back then while sitting around eating acid, watching the flames of the camp fire leap toward
the heavens, with Jimi playing...it happened, it is real and it really did happen...we just can't find
the data. Maybe we used it to roll the blunts...damn.
Think of the most fantastic, exhilarating, or happiest moment of your life. Yea, remember when
you first got laid...that is it. Shot your wad in your pants before she even got the zipper down, but
that was then and now is now. You have moved on and now suffer from premature ejaculation.
Now multiply that times a thousand, or ten thousand. Or a million. That's what it feels like when
you POP! your frontal lobes. For real. Now, go change your pants.
This sends energy all the way through your brain. Transcendence is "in" your frontal lobes. To
get a good feeling of what it feels like to send energy through your brain then start with a pair of
jumper cables...connect the red end (that is positive) to the shaved spot on the top of your head,
and connect the black end (that is negative) to your tongue. You may want to keep the car
running while you do this...doesn't it feel so, so good? For a different kind of kick, try connecting
the jumpers to your anus and tongue...WOW-WOW-WOW.
The frontal lobes are the most advanced part of your brain. Kind of like the fillet mignon of the
brain, only without the red salsa. The frontal lobes are that part of your brain responsible for
creativity, logic, intuition, new problem solving (as opposed to "old",) the synthesis of ideas,
imagination, concepts of time, sexual fantasy, the planning of bank jobs, and they give you the
ability to paint with brushes instead of your fingers. Only by possessing frontal lobes can you
fantasize about having sex with the babe on TV. If you are really good, you can take your tool in
hand and masturbate simultaneously...yes, you have just multi-tracked. Multi-tracking is another
attribute of the frontal lobes, as is species telepathy (maybe she will know.) By clicking your
amygdala forward, you cause electro-chemical activity to occur from the base of your brain all
the way through to the most advanced part of your brain, the frontal lobes. Say what? Oh, you
mean that an electro-chemical charge will travel via the neural nets to the higher brain regions
called the pre-frontal cortex? (Yea, we gotta come in and correct these non-scientist trying to play
scientists every once in awhile so that the common folk know what the fuck is being said.)
Clicking your amygdala forward, self-stimulating the front portion of your amygdala, causes
automatic sensations of pleasure and peace of mind. (Is this is awkward sentence or not?) Self-
stimulation is a technique practiced by many species.
"Whoa" you say. "I say a whoa!" "Whoa" Yes, we are leading up to...IMAGINE...The best day of
my life times a million." Okay, but I wanna eat dinner now. Forget about dinner, just think of the
best day of your life times a million-zillion-tilion-upsiillion! That is a lot of feel good, so much
feel good that you might just shoot your wad out of your frontal lobes. Splat! Right smack onto
the face of God.
Well okay, let's examine this popping phenomenon in another more plausible fashion that
shouldn't be too hard to accept as a possibility....why do I feel like this guy is talking down to
me? Anyway, to fully understand "popping" will require: 1 4-quart pan, a bag of popcorn, and
some oil. Pour the corn into the pot and cover the corn with oil...make sure the oil just covers the
corn, no more or no less. Now, place lid on the pan, and put the pan on a hot burner or campfire.
In a bit you will hear a sound...an explosive sound...that is "popping." Imagine that going on in
your head while watching your favorite movie. Holy Bat-Poop Batman!
Imagine the most fun you've ever had, or more to the point, the best feeling you've ever
experienced. Got it? Now imagine figuring out how to feel this feeling...you grasp it in your hand
while...oh, I digress. Back to what we are trying to say...that's not too hard to accept now is it?
The figuring out how good it feels to feel the best feeling that you have ever felt in this feeling
filled life of yours? No, but thinking about all of those good feelings has produced something
rather hard in my pants. Has my amygdala created a "Count Dick-u-la?" Imagine this feeling
happening not once, not once a week, but every week? How about every day for the rest of your
life? Holy crap-o-la. A woody that lasts 24/7. Wow!
 What would you do with FREE MONEY?
Ah, buy something? Are you going to give me some free money? You could exchange that
money for goods and services...no shit. Or perhaps you would like to roll around naked in that
money...oh sure, and while I am at it I will use it to wipe my ass. Am I right? Am I right? YES.
SEE??!!??! What? What? What are you fucking talking about?
When you learn brain self-control, you pop your frontal lobes...time to take the pan off the stove
now, but please tell me what happened to the "free money." Were you pulling my chain? This is a
honest-to-goodness physiological brain function, and you got a honest-to-goodness pot of pop
corn. Both pleasure intensity and frequency becomes your reality. Add a full belly, and you have
Nirvana. And it is just the tip of the iceberg...clichés are wonderful.
Frontal lobes transcendence is the addition of increased frontal lobes activity** to the point
where only positive pleasurable emotions are felt. You can now just ignore all of the bad things
in the world...rape, murder, famine, poverty, etc., are no longer real. Hence, they no longer exists
because like Descartes said: "I think, therefore I am." I say: "If I thinks it doesn't exist then it
doesn't exist." Fantasy becomes reality, and reality becomes fantasy. This is a result of a higher
perception and distortion of reality that results in a more successful mode of operation for (sic)
the individual in the environment. (**Don't ask how one can "transcend" something and how that
something can remain active simultaneously...only those pseudo-scientists can answer such
By continually self-stimulating the most advanced anterior portion of your brain- your frontal
lobes, by "clicking your amygdala forward"- you get continuous creative intelligence pleasure.
Another form of self-simulation is masturbation. To find the appropriate organ, merely place your
hand down the front of your pants...that is it baby. Now, stroke away until you attain Cosmic
bliss. Note for the males: You can use the cloud techniques below to help you clean-up the mess
without using one tissue...ah, the wonders of modern brain science!
Clicking your amygdala forward is simple and very easy once you understand how your brain
works and recognise the process. It has been there since the day you were born...no shit, you
mean magical brain parts just didn't come into existence the first time I wanked? Your sexual
organ is even easier to recognize and has been there since you were born.
Frontal lobes fun is made possible by EFFORTLESS EFFORT, the increased use of the brain
potential already existing inside your head. Likewise, find a good playmate and he/she will also
be able to perform unparalleled potential with EFFORTLESS EFFORT on your "head," possibly
by giving head. Hmmm, is EFFORTLESS EFFORT like a CIRCLE-LESS CIRCLE? Yes, it is
and both produce the same results that one could expect from participating in a CIRCLE JERK!
Your brain will run like an efficient, cool run, natural machine...what is that you are trying to
say? You will feel good, and your ability to function and solve problems is tremendously
Frustration, anger, fear, pain, and other negative feelings are reduced tremendously or even
eliminated by your frontal lobes. You "drive around" negative emotions as easily as you drive
around obstacles in the road, once you learn how to see forward with your frontal lobes. Just as a
child learns how to walk and outgrows falling down, you will outgrow falling down emotions
once you learn some basic facts about how your brain works.
 And at the same time
Your ability to concentrate on your goals, think clearly and act more intelligently in your own
behalf and for others is tremendously increased.
You transcend, rise above and beyond, and eliminate bad feelings and the "problems" of life.
And thy shit shall become holy...Holy Shit!
 Brain Travel
Brain Travel - this is another name for what is commonly referred to as "remote viewing" or
"astral travel". This is the ability to have your mind someplace your body isn't. When you are
able to click your amygdala forward, it is an elementary thing to switch on the remote/astral
travel components of your brain, which reside primarily in the frontal lobes. Some legitimate
research has shown that this can actually be done with accurate perception of objects and
thoughts hidden and distant to the observer.
 How to Brain Travel
Brain Travel is most easily done when the immediate environment, both physical and psychic is
quiet and undisturbed. This means, little or no traffic noise, TV, and certainly no little kids
running around the house. Perfect quiet is ideal. (However, when you are practised at Brain
Travel, however, you'll find you can even do it on the city bus if necessary.)
Use good headphones for the best results. Cheap computer speakers will not do at all and the
effect will be GREATLY reduced, if not altogether eliminated. Really good computer speakers
may work, but again, not as good as phones which will also filter out any minor noise that will
distract from the experience. It is important to hear all the nuances and frequencies of the
recording. Your out-of-body Brain Travel experience facilitated by the sound/music input will be
only as high quality as the care you take to get things right.
Adjust the volume level on your computer after the first minute so it is loud but not disturbingly
loud. Some good volume is necessary. You want it dark so the only stimulation to your brain
comes from your ears and from the lights inside your frontal lobes.
 Cloud bursting
You have pre-existing circuits in your brain for psychic and telekinetic powers. They are in a
dormant (currently unused) area of your brain. Yes, there is scientific evidence that vast dormant
regions of the brain exist...how else can we explain GW Bush? By learning how to click your
amygdala forward, you can activate these areas easily and quickly. A quicker method is to get a
10 pound magnet, rotate the magnet around the top of your head in a counter-clock wise
direction. You can change clouds, maybe even the weather, with your mind. This is the CLOUD
CENTER of your brain...ever feel "cloudy headed?" Yup, it is real and you read it here first. If
you practice this trick enough then you may be able to change that ugly beast of a gal next door
into something that not only your dog would hump, but you would be willing to do the same.
 Here is what you are going to do
Go outside on any nice day. You want to pick a day in which there are common cumulus clouds
in the sky. These are the white puffy cotton candy type clouds, that naturally evaporate on their
own. Not super dense hard-edged or rain clouds, since these clouds will not evaporate on their
own. Look for clouds with soft edges that look like they are already beginning to disappear.
These are easiest to start with, since the same phenomenon will occur regardless of your
presence...but, just forget about that because we want you to feel like you are really doing
something magical. You want to pick a day where there is a good amount of blue space visible
between the clouds, about a fifty percent area of blue space to clouds, maybe a little more sky.
Yes, space is blue ladies and gentlemen. You are looking for a lot of blue space, because this
insures that there is less moisture content in the surrounding cloud area. This little trick will also
help if it is a hot, dry day since this will insure that the cloud of little integrity will evaporate.
Pick a day when there is no wind. Wind interferes with this game since telepathic powers are
influenced by physical phenomenon, and makes your job pretty much impossible. This is
especially true if you are trying to do this little trick while wind surfing. If the cloud cover is too
dense so that the clouds are grey (sic), or too far away this won't work either. Also, find an area
where you won't be distracted or disturbed...a dark closet would be ideal. If people are watching
you, or if there is a lot of noise around you, it will not only ruin your concentration but they will
be there to remind you that "nothing fucking happened." Also, if you are new at this, and you feel
like you are under pressure to perform, forget it. Please keep in mind that only you will be able to
see this trick unfold, but don't let anyone tell you that it didn't happen. By God, if that one guy
could move mountains then surely you can help a dissolving cloud dissolve.
 Now what?
What you are going to do is vaporize specific clouds in the sky that you choose and pick at
Here is how you do it:
1. Sit or stand or lay prone on a cactus, preferably in an open area where you can see good
amount of open sky. Too many trees around you can interfere. Don't worry about
skyscrapers though...just pretend that they are big ass fire hydrants. Make sure you follow
the previous requirements.
1. Click your amygdala forward, rotate the magnet CCW, and make sure you are in a
positive and open state of mind. If you have a problem attaining an open mind, then the
latest RonCo can-opener may be all that you need. This is important. If your amygdala is
clicked backwards and in a negative and/or closed state of awareness, forget it, this won't
work...keep rotating the magnet. Breath slowly and deeply, but totally relaxed and
naturally. Keep breathing, now faster, Faster, FASTER, oh, oh, oohh I cumming...oops,
my bad, wrong story. Anyway, let's get serious again.
1. Pick out a specific separate cloud. If you are lucky the cloud will be wearing a name tag.
Ideally, pick one than has other clouds next to it or surrounding it, so you can compare
your efforts. Pick a small cloud to start with, something about the size of your
outstretched hand or smaller. Yea, we know, it is a small cloud. The problem is that if you
find a cloud the size of car or house, then it will take longer for the natural evaporation
process to occur. This will destroy your self-confidence and any semblance of magic. Pick
a cloud directly above you or nearly to start, so you know it is nearby. If the cloud is off
in the distance then run as fast as you can to catch-up to it. Please consult a physician
before chasing a cloud, and for heavens sake do not tell him why you are chasing the
cloud or he may put you on anti-psychotics. On second thought, don't consult a doctor. If
you are dumb enough to do this then you deserve to win a Darwin Award. As you
practice, you can move on to bigger clouds, and ones that are farther away. When you get
really good, then you can turn on the tea pot and form little baby rain clouds above your
1. Visualise (sic) energy flowing from your frontal lobes out towards the cloud, and
visualise (sic) it vaporizing and disappearing from the sky. You can visualise (sic)that you
are increasing the heat in the vicinity of this cloud, causing the water vapour(sic) to
evaporate- no cloud. Be sure to trust every word of those who cannot spell "visualize" and
1. Remain unattached to your results and efforts, as if you really don't care whether or not
this works. Chances are it will not work, but it is fun to play God. Relax, let the energy
flow, and wait. If you strain, grit your teach, tense your muscles, or mentally make effort
it just interferes with this process and may lead to evacuation of the bowels. Remember,
you click your amygdala forward with a feather, not a hammer. This is really easy to do,
easier than walking up a flight of steps. Yes, we are talking to all of you out there in
wheel-chairs, the elderly, and those of you with amputated legs.
1. A cloud about the size of your outstretched closed hand will take from four to eight
minutes to completely disappear. This is about the normal rate of evaporation for a small
cloud. Your chosen cloud will vaporize, and surrounding clouds, no matter how close
they are, will remain completely unaffected. Watch out though, those surrounding clouds
may get mad and zap you with a bolt of lightening...Zeus does not like you fucking with
his clouds either. You have been warned.
 Why it didn't work?
This activity is so far out of the realm of conventional thinking, because it is just a little magic
trick to help you believe that you are doing something that naturally occurs in nature so as to
increase the positive flow of positive thoughts in that brain of yours so that you will stand
tall...you will become an intellectual giant roaming amongst mental midgets. The important thing
to realize is that you think you did something that is just beyond normal, everyday,