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  • Once upon a time there was
  • a Giraffe named Julius, not after Caesar but aghahowa, he lived
  • on a council estate on the outskirts of Scarborough with his
  • twin brother kris and his sister boobie. Kris Boobie
  • who went 2 the shop one day.....
  • to rob it at gun point using a dildo under his jacket, they managed to get away with.......
  • a packet of custard creams and a copy of Razzel but forgot there......
  • marbles so they sent there other mate, Westhead to go get them. the next day.....
  • Julius's door bell rang. Juluis said to Boobie in an anxious manner 'who could that be?' Ding Dong!
  • Boobie swiftly replied 'its probably just a double glazing salesman'. As Julius opened the door............
  • there stood a 6ft man in an inflatable parrot costume, holding what only can be described as a small iguana........
  • He said…..
  • "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?". Julius looked bemused but replied.............................. "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?". ?
  • hmmmm woodchuck u say? u need 2 speak 2 my good friend samuel miles doble...he is a woodchucker chippy. you will find him at the............
  • pub probably, where he'l be sittin wiv...........
  • nick,els,scott,spadge,stu,jen,georgie,jam,zoey,ben, kaz,bec,hayley n westy.......apparently theres a foto of them on..............
  • www.readerswifes.com, Julias, an admirer of the site himself had earlier that year been prosecuted for sending in photos of his........................
  • exgirlfriend....angelia brown, wearing nothing but arms bands and a rumber ring. He now has to log on under a false name and.......
    • Meanwhile, Julius's long distant cousins, the hungry hipo's were on there way to his place on a surprise visit, having not seen each other for 5 years. the hungry hipos..............
  • jenna, dawn and soph were so excisted to see julius they................ Oi Jenna What Sof?
  • began stripping off down 2 their underwear..........
  • before they had even began the tireless journey in the zebra painted Jeep, look out shouted one of the Hippos is that a ........................ LOOK OUT!!!!!!
  • rumber ring in the middle of the road!!!it looks like were heading straight for it,i wonder where the owner of that massive rumber ring is??at which point angelina appeared on the side of the road with her big brother.........
  • Dimitri the lion tamer...."sorry about the ring. my lions were swimmin with it when baldock the bear stole it and threw it in the road!!" Apparently baldock has now run off and gone to find......................
  • Yuri Gargarin, quite why baldock the bear was interested in the first man in space is a mystery to this day but what we do know is......................