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an apology from a friend.

an apology from a friend.

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    • Once upon a time there lived a Big Weenie.
    • He had many friends and was well-liked by many multi-cultural people.
    • One day, Big Weenie woke up super early to do Big Weenie chores.
    • He had to be ready for tonight, because he and his lady friend were going to Multifest!
    • Multifest is a place for black people.
    • Big Weenie loved his Lady Friend, but he knew it would never work.
    • She was always working at her 38 jobs, and besides, he liked other weenies.
    • Still, he tried to make it work with Lady Friend.
    • That afternoon, he made the best strawberry shortcake ever.
    • It would be sure to win him her boobies!
    • However, early that evening, Big Weenie got very, very sleepy.
    • Still, he invited Lady Friend over to his home, but the dumb ass fell asleep on the couch.
    • He never woke up through all the phone calls and text messages! What a Big Weenie!
    • Finally, he woke up at 1:15 that night, but it was far too late to hang out with his wang out.
    • He called Lady Friend to apologize, but she hates him now.
    • Big Weenie sighed with the realization that he would never have her boobies.
    • THE END
    • I know you’re probably wondering how I came up with such a good story, but it’s actually based on true events. Try reading it again, but instead of Big Weenie and Lady Friend, say Trey Goff and Asia Lee. By the way, I mean for “Big Weenie” to mean something like “Big Douche” and not “OMG-look-at-his-Big-Weenie”.
    • PS – After I woke up, it rained really bad and my internet died, and then I got a bad case of diarrhea. God hates me, too.