10 Things an Entrepreneur
won’t say to a VC

We are wildly embellishing our prior experience and are
way over our heads in this business.

We are starting this company because we can’t find a job.

Of course this round won’t get us to cash flow break-even,
not even close, are you kidding me?

Will you stop with the proctology exam and make up your
frickin’ mind already.

We think you’re pompus nitwits but we’ll tell you
whatever you want to hear to get this round closed.

We know the numbers in our financial plan are totally
bogus but you asked for numbers so here you go.

You can do all the Due Diligence you want but you won’t
find the really scary stuff.

We have no intention of listening to any of your
cockamemee advice.

We aren’t looking for a partner. All we want is your money.

We both know you’re not going to invest in our company so
let’s cut our losses and move on.