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The results are  as  follows. . .  TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !  Helium  was up, feathers were  down.
Paper was stationery.  Knives  were up  sharply. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
Cows  steered  into a  bull  market. Pencils  lost a  few points. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
Elevators  rose, while  escalators  continued  their slow  decline. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
Weights  were up  in heavy  trading. Light  switches  were off. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
Mining  equipment  hit rock  bottom. Diapers  remain  unchanged. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
The market  for raisins  dried up. Caterpillar  stock  inched  up a bit. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
Sun  peaked  at midday.  Balloon  prices  were  inflated.  TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
Hiking  equipment  was trailing. Fluorescent  tubing was dimmed  in light  trading. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN ! ...
Thanks For Watching Auntce Original author unknown Edited by; Auntce
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What can I saw with all that is going on with the global markets, a little humor may help. Original author unknown, edited by auntce. This is funny.

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  1. 1. The results are as follows. . . TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
  2. 2. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN ! Helium was up, feathers were down.
  3. 3. Paper was stationery. Knives were up sharply. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
  4. 4. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
  5. 5. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
  6. 6. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
  7. 7. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
  8. 8. The market for raisins dried up. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
  9. 9. Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN !
  10. 10. Hiking equipment was trailing. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. TODAY'S STOCK MARKET RESULTS ARE IN ! Stock Market Results might change tomorrow.
  11. 11. Thanks For Watching Auntce Original author unknown Edited by; Auntce
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