The story in pictures of a wonderful journey with friends, both old and new Olivia Cruise March 2009
Pre boarding….night before What the hell are we doing this for again? I hope I can find lots of hot chicks! Who the heck is driving this tram? Are Helen and Tammy here yet?
Dinner out in Ft. Lauderdale The Old Lady’s birthday cake! Yes, this is Florida and I have on a sweat jacket! Hey hon, they have a special deal for newlyweds! Who the heck is this guy and why is he standing by ME! Am I sure I want to hang out with this fruits?
Morning of the cruise departure Boy…that boat is sure big and ALL lesbians? NICE! What do you mean I have to return the afro wig!?! Does anyone know where the lesbians are? Yeah I wore my sailor out fit! SO WHAT!
Bachelor / Bachelorette party I feel like a princess! Bow to me, my subjects! I am NOT wearing a tiara! Ahhh, don’t you look cute! Wooo, jewelry! I love rings and shiny things! Hey, I want to wear a ring TOO!
Bachelor / Bachelorette party Ball & chain -> Shot glasses -> Aren’t we stylish? Yes, please take our picture! Hey, where is your mouth? What kinda kiss is this?
Mornings on the Lido deck Boy do I love eating 3 to 4 boxes of cereal each morning! YUM I wonder if I have enough time to jump off now? MMMM? Yeah, we just woke up….what’s it to YOU? Pre Bingo experiences!
Grand Turks The scene of the crime The culprits! Doc and Mary
After Margaritaville BINGO!! She better not have BINGO ! We may not win, but damn, we sure look like we are having fun!
San Juan I am having SUCH a blast on this bus with these people I don’t know! I swear I did NOT do it! Look at Gypsy, what does SHE have back there? Is that a vibrator? Possible vibrator
San Juan I sure hope I can get a picture of that….damn….we did not stop! Gypsy’s famous mesh cover-up - day 1
Casino Fun My hat is hurting my brain….but I am one hell of a 3 card player! Honey, come back, I feel a straight flush coming on! Lisa attack after finding out we were playing 3 card and not blackjack!