One fine body…
- Boston, Massachusetts
- Work Private Equity Associate
- About Shaun Gregory Smithies, loving father of two (that we know of), and *ahem* dedicated husband to Nancy, died Tuesday morning whilst shaving from a mysterious illness that had all of the hallmarks of an icepick to the back of the head. His last dying words were: "At least I’ll leave an everlasting contribution to the world of decorative pubic hair shaving." His family were shocked to discover that 10% of his estate was bequithed to the Keep Hugh Hefner Hard Foundation, saying "we are shocked it wasn’t more, he really did love that man and all of the great things he has done for humanity..." At the funeral there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, though all agreed that it was nice to onc
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