A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..

A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs. ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs. ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

The wife stands in front of a mirror. "you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms" She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks & then says in a soft voice, "your eye sight is perfect"

The wife stands in front of a mirror. "you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms"

She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He thinks & then says in a soft voice, "your eye sight is perfect"

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

Magnets have a positive side!

Like someone said..its difficult 2 understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

Like someone said..its difficult 2 understand GOD.

He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here." The message received by wife: "I wish you were her."

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: "I wish you were here."

The message received by wife:

"I wish you were her."

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says: Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake: "You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party.

So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".

The salesman asks, "How do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom".

One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a 2 nd one about 50 feet behind the 1 st Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of about 200 men walking in a single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? " The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife.” “What happened to her? " The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her.” He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? " The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also.” A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? " The man calmly replied "Join the queue."

One fine morning a man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee, when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a 2 nd one about 50 feet behind the 1 st

Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of about 200 men walking in a single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.

He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it? "

The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife.” “What happened to her? "

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her.” He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin? "

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also.” A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog? "

The man calmly replied "Join the queue."

Men always have better friends…They will stand by you, no matter what ever be the matter....!!! See below: Friends of Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them. Friends of Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them!!

Men always have better friends…They will stand by you, no matter what ever be the matter....!!!

See below:

Friends of Women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.

Friends of Men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them!!