Smoky Mountain Marriage Retreat: You might be married with children if..

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“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever asked the question, ‘So how did you get the bike up into the treehouse anyway?’…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever gagged while changing a diaper…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you should have gagged, but didn’t…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had more frogs in your house than the Egyptians during the 2 nd plague…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever rescued a cat from being baptized…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If a wooden spoon has ever served as a ‘board of education’ at your house…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever like had to like take like a cell phone like away from like a teenager…” like V

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever spelled out words just to keep a secret…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever literally thrown clothes away because they smelled so bad…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever thought, ‘As a matter of fact, I CAN tell you how to get to Sesame Street’…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you truly do know the point where your ‘wits end?’…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had enough chocolate on the seats of your car to make Willy Wonka green with envy…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever wished Dora, Miguel and that stupid monkey would quit exploring…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever told anyone something “for the last time”…

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If there are days when even Calgon couldn’t take you far enough away…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you have ‘Toys R Us’ on your speedial…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If there have ever been days when you think solitary confinement in the state penitentiary just might not be too high a price to pay…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve spent more time at McDonald’s than Ronald himself…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had to evict Batman and Robin just to find a place to lie down…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever played ‘Candyland’ to the point that you never want to see another piece of peppermint as long as you live…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you can eat with one hand and clean up after your sick child with the other…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If your house has ever been so dirty it would make Mr. Clean grow hair…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever embarrassed your 10-year old by walking him to the bus stop in your robe and curlers…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had a bald-headed Barbie around your house…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever wanted to snatch Barbie bald yourself…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If every meal in your home includes macaroni & cheese in some fashion…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had to ‘surgically’ remove foreign objects from nasal or auditory canals… ”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you know the exact amount of blood loss that it takes before an emergency room visit is required… ”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever changed a diaper and thought ‘Someone has gut-shot Pepe LePew’…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’re thinking right now, ‘Why, the smell of a gut-shot skunk isn’t all THAT bad!…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever removed the high heels of Princess Aurora and tucked her carefully into bed…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever had to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, even though yours was broken worse…”

“ You Might Be… If…” “ If you’ve ever been the proudest man or woman on earth!…”

“ A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To Being Married All These Years…” Short funny story from your marriage Obtain sheets from Jeanny Turn in by 1:00 p.m. Thursday

Welcome!

Welcome! Jim Dearman Chattanooga, Tennessee Glenn Colley Huntsville, Alabama

Smoky Mountain Marriage Retreat: You might be married with children if..

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