Round the glob with two cows, human perception

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Round the glob with two cows, human perception

  1. 1. human perception<br />o<br />u<br />d<br />t<br />e<br />l<br />o<br />b<br />e<br />Round the globe<br />with two cows<br />R<br />n<br />h<br />g<br />t<br />t<br />o<br />c<br />o<br />s<br />w<br />i<br />h<br />w<br />w<br />
  2. 2. O<br />R<br />N<br />C<br />L<br />O<br />E<br />O<br />N<br />A<br />I<br />C<br />M<br />I<br />I<br />A<br />T<br />T<br />D<br />You have two cows. <br />You sell one and buy a bull.<br />Your herd multiplies<br />and the economy grows.<br />You retire on the income.<br />
  3. 3. 你怎麼樣?<br />CHINESE ECONOMICS<br />You have two cows. <br />You have 300 people milking<br />them. You claim full employment,<br />high bovine productivity and<br />arrest anyone reporting<br />the actual numbers.<br />You have two cows. <br />You have 300 people milking<br />them. You claim full employment,<br />high bovine productivity and<br />arrest anyone reporting<br />the actual numbers. <br />
  4. 4. நீங்கள் எப்படி இருக்கிறீர்கள்?<br />INDIAN ECONOMICS<br />You have two cows.<br />You worship them.<br />
  5. 5. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS<br />آپ کیسے ہیں؟<br />You don't have any cows. <br />You claim that the Indian cows<br />belong to you. You ask the US<br />for financial aid, China for<br />military aid, Britain for<br />warplanes, Italy for machines,<br />Germany for technology, France<br />for submarines, Switzerland<br />for loans, Russia for drugs and<br />Japan for equipment. You buy the<br />cows with all this and claim of<br />exploitation by the world. <br />
  6. 6. AMERICAN ECONOMICS<br />How are you?<br />You have two cows. You sell one<br />and force the other to produce<br />the milk of four cows. You<br />profess surprise when the cow<br />drops dead. You put the blame<br />on some nation with cows &<br />naturally that nation will be<br />a danger to mankind. You wage<br />a war to save the world and<br />grab the cows.<br />You have two cows. You sell one<br />and force the other to produce<br />the milk of four cows. You<br />profess surprise when the cow<br />drops dead. You put the blame<br />on some nation with cows &<br />naturally that nation will be<br />a danger to mankind. You wage<br />a war to save the world and<br />grab the cows.<br />You have two cows. You sell one<br />and force the other to produce<br />the milk of four cows. You<br />profess surprise when the cow<br />drops dead. You put the blame<br />on some nation with cows &<br />naturally that nation will be<br />a danger to mankind. You wage<br />a war to save the world and<br />grab the cows.<br />
  7. 7. Comment êtes-vous?<br />FRENCH ECONOMICS<br />You have two cows. <br />You go on strike because you<br />want three cows. <br />
  8. 8. Wie geht es Ihnen?<br />GERMAN ECONOMICS<br />GERMAN ECONOMICS<br />GERMAN ECONOMICS<br />You have two cows. <br />You reengineer them so that they<br />live for 100 years, eat once<br />a month and milk themselves. <br />
  9. 9. How are you?<br />BRITISH ECONOMICS<br />You have two cows.<br />They are both mad.<br />
  10. 10. Come stai?<br />ITALIAN ECONOMICS <br />You have two cows.<br />You don't know where they are.<br />You break for lunch.<br />
  11. 11. Wie geht es Ihnen?<br />Comment êtes-vous?<br />SWISS ECONOMICS<br />You have 5000 cows, none<br />of which belong to you.<br />You charge<br />others for storing them.<br />You have 5000 cows, none<br />of which belong to you.<br />You charge<br />others for storing them.<br />
  12. 12. お元気ですか?<br />JAPANESE ECONOMICS <br />You have two cows. You redesign<br />them so that they are one-tenth<br />the size of an ordinary cow and<br />produce twenty times the milk.<br />You then create cute cartoon cow<br />images called Cowkimon and<br />market them worldwide.<br />You have two cows. You redesign<br />them so that they are one-tenth<br />the size of an ordinary cow and<br />produce twenty times the milk.<br />You then create cute cartoon cow<br />images called Cowkimon and<br />market them worldwide.<br />
  13. 13. Как поживаешь?<br />RUSSIAN ECONOMICS<br />You have two cows. You count<br />them and learn you have five<br />cows. You count them again and<br />learn you have 42 cows. You<br />count them again and learn you<br />have 17 cows. You give up<br />counting and open another<br />bottle of vodka. <br />You have two cows. You count<br />them and learn you have five<br />cows. You count them again and<br />learn you have 42 cows. You<br />count them again and learn you<br />have 17 cows. You give up<br />counting and open another<br />bottle of vodka.<br />
  14. 14. Andaapakhabar?<br />MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS<br />You have two cows. You slaughter<br />one for Hari Raya Puasa and the<br />other for Hari Raya Haji. Just<br />before that, both the cows were<br />wondering along<br />the PLUS Highways. <br />
  15. 15. All original text and an audio is obtained from Internet<br />ghazally@uthm.edu.my<br />October 19 2011<br />

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