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  • 1. Celebration of CharlesOlas-a Dedication to Dena Leone Olas
    An unbiased Side-by-Side Comparison ofLas Vegas versus Atlantic City
  • 2. Chuck and Dena pictures
  • 3. Chuck in Vegas, smiling and such
  • 4. Las Vegas Vs Atlantic City
    World Class Gambling
    Crime Ridden SLumHole
    Ghettos
  • 5. Price Statistics: Vegas vs AC
    AC Hotel: $250/night
    AC Buffet: $19.99
    Vegas: $135/night
    Vegas Buffet: $0.00
  • 6. Weather Statistics noaa.gov
    Clark County (Las Vegas) (03/31/10 – 03/31/11)
    13 occurrences high wind
    7 occurrences lightning
    5 occurrences heavy rain
    Atlantic County (Atlantic City) (03/31/10-03/31/11)
    2 occurrences hurricane
    17 occurrences blizzard/heavy snow
    1 astronomical high tide (flood)
    1 occurrence tornado
    30 occurrences strong wind
    12 occurrences heavy snow
  • 7. Drowning deaths cdc.gov/Shark attacks
    Nevada Drowning Deaths per year average
    31
    Atlantic City Drowning Deaths average
    90
    3x more than Las Vegas
    Shark attacks by State
    New Jersey
    17 attacks
    8th in USA
    Nevada
    Zero shark attacks
    http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/gattack/mapusa.htm
  • 8. Racial Demographics
    Atlantic City
    White Persons: 26.7% (22% estimated dirty guidos)
    Black Persons: 44.2%
    Las Vegas
    White persons: 69.9%
    Black Persons: 10.4%
    http://quickfacts.census.gov
  • 9. The Jersey Shore
    Seriously New Jersey?
  • 10. Safety First! Regional Hospitals
    Las Vegas
    10
    Atlantic City
    1
  • 11. Bob will not go to AC, voice of reason
    Chuck is 29 years old. This is largely due to Bob Foster and Scott Baxter
    More largely due to Bob Foster
    Bob is the voice of reason. He will be there to guide us through the city.
    Bob is there to make sure bad ideas remain ideas, not turn into reality
    IMPORTANT: Bob will NOT be making a trip to Atlantic City. It is important that Bob attend a bachelor party for one of his best friends. It is important for all parties involved!
  • 12. Vegas 5 hours 55 minutes (example)
    AC 6 hours, 57 minutes
    Travel TimeAC vs Vegas
    Vegas is practically closer to home!
  • 13. Driving Vs Flying Safety
  • 14. Dena Pampering
    It Is important that Dena gets pampered while Chuck is away. We consider it our absolute responsibility that she gets properly taken care of. To Be Determined!
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  • 15. Marriage success statistics
  • 16. Poker
    Chuck absolutely loves playing Poker.
    Vegas poker is extremely fun and lively
    Atlantic City Poker is sickly and limp-dicked, due to lack of tourism
  • 17. Last time ever
  • 18. Keeping in touch with family
    Chuck loves Dena and Audra very much. He is anxious to talk to them every day. The hosts of his party promise to make sure that he always has access to communication with them.
    In 2011, we have access to many forms of communication
    Chuck pledges to keep excellent communication with his family
    Chuck will keep in touch via many forms of media
    Facebook
    America’s #1 social media website
    Cell Phone
    Skype
    Room phone
  • 19. Taking care of family
    Chuck will make all arrangements for his family.
    Place to stay
    Ways to feel secure and safe
    Babysitter if Dena needs a break from Audra
    Dena sitter if Audra needs a break from Dena
    Emergency contact
    Emergency plan to get home
    Ice cream
  • 20. Pre-bachELOR party
    As excited as we are to share in the beautiful union of Chuck and Dena, we realize that we are not the only ones who want to celebrate
    We will work with Jim to have a small celebration locally so Chuck’s relatives and close friends can have a beer with him.
  • 21. Golf course comparison
    Not even close
    Atlantic City
    NOTE: Those are mini golf courses,
    AC has no grass amongst it’s slums and run down casinos
    Las Vegas
    NOTE: Vegas is known for some of the world’s best golfing
  • 22. Football Season?
    We’d like to go during football season.
    Watching football in a leather recliner with a beer, buddies, food and some money on the line is one of the ultimate forms of male expression.
    He’s going to be spending a lifetime of Sundays with you and Audra. He’d better make the best of this game.
    He’s a Dolphins fan, he needs something to get him excited.
  • 23. Strip Clubs and Chicks
    You’ve known us for years now. You know we never go to strip clubs. We just want a chance to be drunk idiots.
    You also know that no girls talk to us when we’re drinking, nor do we talk to them. We are shamelessly self-involved with being a bunch of teenagers
    Cheating? Let’s not kid here, Chuck is past his prime, has no game and would never cheat on you in a million years. This bullet is almost laughable.
  • 24. Last chance
    Chuck understands that he won’t have another chance to go to Las Vegas until he is an old man
    Scott has never had a chance to go to Vegas with his best friend. It is one of our childhood dreams.
  • 25. Contact info
  • 26. Testimonials
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