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    Ten Commandments Ten Commandments Presentation Transcript

    • The Ten Commandments ~ Remixed By: Trevor McCray
    • You shall not make for yourself any graven image... I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. You shall have no other gods before Me
    • I have given you everything you have, Respect me for it.
    • Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain... &%^#@&$*^@%$!#$^#!!
    • Stop cussing! And if you don’t stop, at least don’t bring my Name into it.
    • Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy... Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
    • Chilax on the Sabbath day. Spend some time with Me.
    • Honor your father and your mother...
    • Your parents are your biggest fans, Respect them forever.
    • You shall not murder.
    • Don’t kill… Unless sanctioned by the state, as an act of war, or in self defense.
    • You shall not commit adultery.
    • Just don’t cheat… period
    • You shall not steal.
    • I think I was pretty clear the first time
    • You shall not bear false witness…
    • As Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas states, “No, No, No, No, Don’t Lie.”
    • You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife.
    • Gentlemen, if you’re not with her and someone else is, you should probably forget her…enough said. Ladies, if he’s not yours, you’ve got no business being a…enough said.
    • You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods.
    • If it’s not yours, it’s not yours… Maybe if you paid more attention to Me, and asked Me, you might have gotten something. But now I’m offended.