The Ten Commandments ~ Remixed By: Trevor McCray

You shall not make for yourself any graven image... I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery. You shall have no other gods before Me

I have given you everything you have, Respect me for it.

Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain... &%^#@&$*^@%$!#$^#!!

Stop cussing! And if you don’t stop, at least don’t bring my Name into it.

Remember the Sabbath day, and keep it holy... Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday

Chilax on the Sabbath day. Spend some time with Me.

Honor your father and your mother...

Your parents are your biggest fans, Respect them forever.

You shall not murder.

Don’t kill… Unless sanctioned by the state, as an act of war, or in self defense.

You shall not commit adultery.

Just don’t cheat… period

You shall not steal.

I think I was pretty clear the first time

You shall not bear false witness…

As Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas states, “No, No, No, No, Don’t Lie.”

You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife.

Gentlemen, if you’re not with her and someone else is, you should probably forget her…enough said. Ladies, if he’s not yours, you’ve got no business being a…enough said.

You shall not covet your neighbor’s goods.

If it’s not yours, it’s not yours… Maybe if you paid more attention to Me, and asked Me, you might have gotten something. But now I’m offended.