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Your pacemaker makes
the garage door open
when you see a pretty girl.
You sink your teeth into a
steak and they stay there.
It takes you longer to rest
then to get tired.
The gleam in your eye is
from the sun hitting your
bifocals.
You burn the midnight oil
until 9 pm.
A dripping faucet causes
an uncontrollable bladder
urge.
You turn off the lights for
economic reasons rather
than romantic ones.
Your whole day is full of
"Senior Moments."
Getting a little action
means your prune juice is
working.
You could read better if
your arms were longer.
I'm at the age where I want
two girls. In case I fall
asleep they will have
someone to talk to.
People call at 9 p.m. and
ask "did I wake you?"
I don't feel old. I don't feel
anything until noon. Then
it's time for my nap.
I'm the first one to find the
bathroom wherever I go.
You don't care where your
wife is going, just so you
don't have to go with her.
You wear black sox with
sandals.
You never argue with your
wife because you can't hear
each other.
When you bend over to tie
your shoes, you think
about what else you can do
while you're there.
You bend down to get the
wrinkles out of your sox
and discover you're not
wearing any.
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  • Bonjour les membres du groupe. Ce message est venu à moi par le crédit bancaire
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    ces publications. Pour ceux qui ont besoin de plus de informations sur notre méthode
    Adresse de contact pour le prêt: crédit-banque-finances-mutuel@gmx.fr
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You Know You're Getting Old When....

  1. 1. PowerPoint Show by Andrew
  2. 2. Your pacemaker makes the garage door open when you see a pretty girl.
  3. 3. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
  4. 4. It takes you longer to rest then to get tired.
  5. 5. The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
  6. 6. You burn the midnight oil until 9 pm.
  7. 7. A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
  8. 8. You turn off the lights for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
  9. 9. Your whole day is full of "Senior Moments."
  10. 10. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
  11. 11. You could read better if your arms were longer.
  12. 12. I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
  13. 13. People call at 9 p.m. and ask "did I wake you?"
  14. 14. I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
  15. 15. I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.
  16. 16. You don't care where your wife is going, just so you don't have to go with her.
  17. 17. You wear black sox with sandals.
  18. 18. You never argue with your wife because you can't hear each other.
  19. 19. When you bend over to tie your shoes, you think about what else you can do while you're there.
  20. 20. You bend down to get the wrinkles out of your sox and discover you're not wearing any.

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