Cloud Demons A Users Guide To Surviving An Encounter With A Cloud Demon
Quick Facts About Cloud Demons <ul><li>They live in clouds </li></ul><ul><li>They are demons </li></ul><ul><li>They will f...
whatever you do... NEVER LOOK A CLOUD DEMON DIRECTLY IN ITS EYES !!!!
This is where they live STAY THE FUCK AWAY!
Casualties Per Second On Earth <ul><li>Cloud Demons Hurt The Most </li></ul><ul><li>At Least If Smoking Kills You, You Pro...
More Facts <ul><li>No One Has Ever Seen A Cloud Demon And Lived To Tell About It </li></ul><ul><li>Cloud Demons Are Usuall...
Cloud Demons are a rare species of aerial abiding mammals that survive by attatching themselves onto planes as they pass t...
In conclusion, CLOUD DEMONS are mean motherfuckers! SO kill yourself before they kill you!
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Cloud Demons

  1. 1. Cloud Demons A Users Guide To Surviving An Encounter With A Cloud Demon
  2. 2. Quick Facts About Cloud Demons <ul><li>They live in clouds </li></ul><ul><li>They are demons </li></ul><ul><li>They will fuck your shit up </li></ul><ul><li>They feast on the flesh of planes </li></ul><ul><li>They are flat-footed, and fuzzy </li></ul><ul><li>They will fuck your shit up </li></ul>
  3. 3. whatever you do... NEVER LOOK A CLOUD DEMON DIRECTLY IN ITS EYES !!!!
  4. 4. This is where they live STAY THE FUCK AWAY!
  5. 5. Casualties Per Second On Earth <ul><li>Cloud Demons Hurt The Most </li></ul><ul><li>At Least If Smoking Kills You, You Probably Looked Cool Doing It </li></ul><ul><li>You Don’t Want To Get Killed By A Cloud Demon… </li></ul><ul><li>Trust Me </li></ul>
  6. 6. More Facts <ul><li>No One Has Ever Seen A Cloud Demon And Lived To Tell About It </li></ul><ul><li>Cloud Demons Are Usually Really Pissed Off </li></ul><ul><li>Lightning Occurs When Cloud Demons Summon The Power Of Light To Do A Really Awesome Electric Attack </li></ul><ul><li>It Usually Takes Like A Hundo HP </li></ul>
  7. 7. Cloud Demons are a rare species of aerial abiding mammals that survive by attatching themselves onto planes as they pass through the clouds. They have some sort of special footwear or some kind of suction cup feet because they are easily able to walk on the outer hull of the aircraft whilst the said aircraft is in motion. It has been scientifically proven that the exact process of how the small creature consumes its prey is unknown. No plane, passenger, or black box has ever been recovered… ever. Though they are quite rude they are also very mean.
  8. 8. In conclusion, CLOUD DEMONS are mean motherfuckers! SO kill yourself before they kill you!

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