Policy Police
Volume II. Number 1.
Up Close and Personalised. Episode 1.
We’d spent the best part
of the week sorting out
the office, but now we
had to face the fact
that there was no work
coming in.

…and this is
what you do?
I also build a
mean playing-
card tower
…and that pays
the rent?

I guess we’d
better do some
marketing in the
morning.
Marketing?

Phone some
people…
Jeez. I’ve met
more dynamic
junkies.

See, I told
you…
Well, are you
going to answer
it, or just enjoy
the ring-tone.

Gosman an…
Oh, good to
hear from you,
sir. How can
we help?
Yes… yes… I
see.
I should be able
to fit that in.
Let me check my
diary…
Yes, that’s
fine.

Well, who was
it?
The Agency.
Director of
Compliance.
There might be
some work for
us.

It felt strange being
back at Agency
headquarters again. Like
part of me stayed behind
at the door.

What happened
to you?

Working late.

Front-line work
got harder
since my day.
Tell me
about it.
But what can I
do for you?

A work package
I think you can
handle.
Used to see a
lot of those on
the gay porn
sites.
Or was it the
disciplined
networks?
Huh?
Don’t worry, we’ll
keep it strictly
private.

If you want this
work, button the
jokes.
This is the way we
do business now.
Like it. Or like it.

You might have
heard we had
Federal Agents in
here last week.
Throwing their
weight around.
So?

We’ve got a
consultation Zee
was going to
handle, but she’s
laid up for a
while…
Sad to hear it…

She always spoke
highly of your
abilities, so you
seem the obvious
choice.
That’ll be me and
my assistant at
day rate plus
expenses.

Since when did
we hire you an
assistant?
You didn’t.
I did.
I’m not going
to overpay you
for this work.

You haven’t told
me how big this
job is. I haven’t
submitted a
tender. Yet.
It had better be
good. You’re not
the only supplier in
the framework,
you know.

You make it Don’t worry,
sound so you’ll be
romantic. pleasantly
surprised.
… and I won’t sign
off any expenses
for somebody I
haven’t seen.
Working.

Jesus Christ.
Revenues are
going to
crucify me.