ONE DOZEN

New Year’s Resolutions

MARKETERS VOW TO STOP DOING
From your fellow marketers at:
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #1

I’ll stop asking Dad to LIKE
my new Facebook page.
.

© 2013 Fandom Marketing
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #2

I will learn the real NAMES of the
Twitter friends I meet at conferences.

© 2013 Fand...
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #3

This year, I will watch the Super Bowl and
cheer for a team, not just the ADS.

© 2013...
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #4

I will stop running A/B TESTING
at the family dinner table.

© 2013 Fandom Marketing
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #5

I will try really, really hard to refrain from

LIKING my own posts on Facebook.

© 20...
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #6

I will not resort to foul tactics in my efforts to win
the office KLOUT competition.

...
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #7

I will not excessively post cat MEMES… until
after I dominate said office Klout compet...
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #8

I will limit heartfelt TWEETS of admiration
to my brand to once per quarter.

© 2013 F...
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #9

I will ask parent’s permission before conducting
market research on the TEENS in my ca...
Marketers New Year’s Resolution #10

I will stop secretly Facebooking during meetings.

© 2013 Fandom Marketing
Yeah, right!

© 2013 Fandom Marketing
Marketers New Years Resolution #11

I will put a penny in a jar each time I
catch myself speaking Twitterspeak IRL.

© 201...
Marketers New Years Resolution #12

I will remember to put away Instagram after the
first 30 minutes of the company party....
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One Dozen New Year's Resolutions Marketers Vow to Stop Doing

  1. 1. ONE DOZEN New Year’s Resolutions MARKETERS VOW TO STOP DOING From your fellow marketers at:
  2. 2. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #1 I’ll stop asking Dad to LIKE my new Facebook page. . © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  3. 3. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #2 I will learn the real NAMES of the Twitter friends I meet at conferences. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  4. 4. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #3 This year, I will watch the Super Bowl and cheer for a team, not just the ADS. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  5. 5. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #4 I will stop running A/B TESTING at the family dinner table. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  6. 6. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #5 I will try really, really hard to refrain from LIKING my own posts on Facebook. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  7. 7. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #6 I will not resort to foul tactics in my efforts to win the office KLOUT competition. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  8. 8. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #7 I will not excessively post cat MEMES… until after I dominate said office Klout competition. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  9. 9. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #8 I will limit heartfelt TWEETS of admiration to my brand to once per quarter. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  10. 10. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #9 I will ask parent’s permission before conducting market research on the TEENS in my carpool. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  11. 11. Marketers New Year’s Resolution #10 I will stop secretly Facebooking during meetings. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  12. 12. Yeah, right! © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  13. 13. Marketers New Years Resolution #11 I will put a penny in a jar each time I catch myself speaking Twitterspeak IRL. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  14. 14. Marketers New Years Resolution #12 I will remember to put away Instagram after the first 30 minutes of the company party. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  15. 15. © 2013 Fandom Marketing
  16. 16. @FandomMarketing Get more tips on our BLOG: brandswithfansblog.com HIRE us: fandommarketing.com info@fandommarketing.com
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