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costumes, then go
to sleep and pray
for nightmares
starring one or
more of them.
Enjoy these treats,
and don’t worry:
There are no razor
blades hidden in
any of them…or are
there? Bwah-ha-ha!
–The Editors
trick or treat
See the sexiest
nurse, maid,
superhero, and cat
costumes this side
of your weird cousin
Nick’s closet.
Halloween
Survival guide
We’ll show you how
to pick the scariest
costume, bring
home the hottest
girl, and break
your teeth on the
hardest candy.
Whip it
Real Good!
A leather-bound
S&M specialist
paid the Maxim
offices a visit.
We’re still in pain.
Sweet, sweet pain.
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To honor the peerless
debauchery that occurs
every October 31,
we present the world’s
greatest collection
of naughty nurses,
wonder women, and all
the other outfits
that make us want
to play dress up.
photographs by JIM MALUCCI
5.
6. Sassy Civil
Servant
Your tax
dollars at work!
Michelle
Rodriguez
Lost
2005
We’re not sure in
which reality she
was a cop, but she
was definitely
five-oh. Right?
Heather
Locklear
T.J. Hooker
1982
The timeless
one’s defining role,
perm and all.
First
Mates
These pirate
princesses can
steal our
booty anytime.
Keira Knightley
Pirates of the
Caribbean
2003
She played the only
character skinnier
and sexier than
Orlando Bloom.
Geena Davis
Cutthroat
Island
1995
She was hot! We
swear! Netflix if you
don’t believe us.
Angelina Jolie
Hackers
1995
Not really a pirate—
but for a 19-year-old
Jolie, we’ll bend
the rules.
7. Like a
Virgin
Ever since
Madonna’s 1984
music video,
we’ve been
worshiping
women in white.
Katherine Heigl
27 Dresses
2008
It made $150 million,
so we know it wasn’t
just chicks who saw
this flick...
Uma Thurman
Kill Bill
2003
A bullet to the head
on her wedding day
set off her sexy quest
for vengeance. (Wine
glasses make a less
volatile gift.)
Cameron Diaz
My Best Friend’s
Wedding
1997
Julia Roberts in ’97?
Yeah, no match
for 1990s-era Diaz.
8. To Your
Health
Hopefully
our next exam
requires time
spent with these
naughty nurses.
Salma Hayek
Across The
Universe
2007
Just take a lot of
drugs and wait for her
appearance. Trust us.
Daryl hannah
kill bill
2003
She was a killer nurse,
but, man, that was a
sweet eye patch.
Sarah Chalke
Scrubs
2001
OK, so she’s a
doctor. Apologies,
but we had to get
Chalke on this
list somehow!
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10.
11. The
Sexiest
Saloon
Girls
Our top Wild West
rough-and-tumble
temptresses.
Megan Fox
Jonah Hex
2010
Nobody saw the
movie, but somehow
we all remember Fox’s
Lilah and her bustier.
Vinessa Shaw
3:10 to Yuma
2007
She’s the one lying
naked on the bed.
Yup, that one.
KathArine Ross
Butch Cassidy
and the
Sundance Kid
1969
She put your dad in
the mood for some
serious cow-poking.
12. Wonder
Women
We’re cuckoo
for comic book
babes!
Charlize Theron
Hancock
2008
She beats the Jazzy
Jeff out of Will Smith.
Famke Janssen
X-Men
2000
We’re suckers for
redheads who can
move objects with
their minds.
Lynda Carter
Wonder Woman
(TV series)
1975
Our fetish for golden
lassos continues to
this very day.
13. Cat Fancy
Foxy felines
we couldn’t live
without.
anne hathaway
the dark
knight rises
2012
And you thought
Bane’s voice
was sexy!
Halle Berry
Catwoman
2004
Leather suit and
a whip? Sure.
Michelle
Pfeiffer
Batman Returns
1992
Vinyl suit?
Yes, please.
14. Wild and
Wonderful
Mad Hatters aren’t
the only crazy ladies
we love to watch.
Malin Akerman
the Heartbreak Kid
2007
Dude, she does
a donkey.
Angelina Jolie
Girl, Interrupted
1999
Yes, she’s hot
enough to appear
twice in this story.
Sharon Stone
Casino
1995
Which is crazier,
blowing a metric
ton of cocaine or
blowing Joe Pesci?
15. Clock
Cleaners
We’re tickled by
these delightful
dusters.
Xian Quon
Alvin and
the Chipmunks
2007
The one bone thrown
to countless dads
forced to sit through
this flick.
Jennifer Aniston
Friends
With Money
2006
She wears a French
maid outfit. That is all.
Jennifer Lopez
Maid in
Manhattan
2002
Before there was
Kim K., there was
J-Lo, and her butt was
box office gold.
16. VEGAS
VIXENS
These girls have
been putting on a
show for decades.
KYLIE MINOGUE
MOULIN ROUGE!
2001
This Green Fairy
had us hallucinating
for weeks.
GINA GERSHON
AND ELIZABETH
BERKLEY
SHOWGIRLS
1995
All the bad acting in
the world cannot take
away from those jazzy
dance numbers.
17. PANTS OFF
DANCE OFF
We like the way
these dancing
girls move.
HEATHER GRAHAM
THE HANGOVER
2009
Who would have
thought a lactating
exotic dancer from
Las Vegas would
make for a great
comeback role? You
know, besides us.
MARISA TOMEI
THE WRESTLER
2008
Staring at Mickey
Rourke’s mug for
two hours became
bearable thanks to
Tomei’s damaged (but
sexy!) stripper with a
heart of gold.
DEMI MOORE
STRIPTEASE
1996
It ruined her
career and our VCR’s
rewind (it was the
’90s, people).
18. SU R VI V AL T I P N 0 . 1
IF YOU’RE GOING TO A
COSTUME PARTY, DON’T
BE PREDICTABLE OR
CHEAP. THE COOLER AND
MORE IMAGINATIVE YOUR
COSTUME IS, THE MORE
OF A TALKING POINT IT’LL
BE. WHAT WE’RE SAYING
IS: INSTANT ICEBREAKER!
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JENNY RICKER
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20. EN
OWE
H A L L V IV A L
S U R ID E
GU
SU RVI V AL T I P N 0. 2
AS FAR AS PICKUP LINES
GO, LEAPING OUT FROM
BEHIND A DOOR WAV ING
AN AX AND SCREAMING,
“NOW YOU DIE!” IS
ABOUT AS EFFECTIVE
ON HALLOWEEN AS IT IS
ANY OTHER NIGHT OF
THE YEAR. DON’T DO IT.
22. EN
OWE
H A L L V IV A L
S U R ID E
GU HA RD C A NDY
Sweeten up the
ladies with these
trick-or-treat-
themed cocktails.
CARAMEL APPLE
OLD-FASHIONED
2 oz. Laird’s Bonded
Apple Brandy
½ oz. caramelized
simple syrup
1/8 tsp. Bar Code
Baked Apple Bitters
1.
Stir with ice
and strain into
a chilled old-
fashioned glass,
with one large
chunk of ice.
2.
Garnish with a slice
of green apple,
sprinkled with
ground cinnamon.
by Jim Meehan,
general
manager of PDT,
pdtnyc.com
Bazooka
½ oz. fresh
egg white
½ oz. simple syrup
1 oz. lemon juice
2 oz. bubblegum-
infused vodka
(recipe below)
1.
Place around 30
pieces of Dubble
Bubble gum, each
THE WALL GROUP; MAKEUP, DANIELE PIERSONS USING STILA/ ART MIX BEAUTY
cut in half, into a
bottle of vodka and
leave for
24 hours. Then
STYLING, JENNY RICKER/THE WALL GROUP; HAIR, RICHARD COLLINS/
strain vodka and
store in fridge.
2.
Combine all
ingredients in a
shaker, add ice,
then shake
and strain into
a chilled glass.
by Eben Freeman,
director of bar
operations for
Altamarea Group,
altamarea
group.com
23. SURVIVAL TIP N0.3
IF YOU’RE MAKING A
HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST
FOR YOUR PARTY, DON’T
FILL IT WITH TIRED,
PARTY-HALTING CLICHÉS.
GO FOR SONGS THAT SUIT
THE THEME BUT KEEP
EVERYONE DANCING.
“MONSTER MASH” BY
BOBBY “BORIS” PICKETT?
NO! “MONSTA’ MACK”
BY SIR MIX-A-LOT? YES!
Black Witch
2 oz. Jim Beam Black
Bourbon
1 oz. Strega
Whipped cream
1.
Stir the bourbon
and Strega with ice;
strain into a chilled
glass.
2.
Top with a thin layer
of freshly whipped
cream; garnish with
grated cinnamon
for a candy-corn-
inspired cocktail.
by Jim Meehan,
general manager
of PDT,
pdtnyc.com
Reece’s Pieces
1½ oz. Pueblo Viejo
reposado tequila
3/4 oz. Lustau
Oloroso sherry
½ oz. Marie Brizard
crème de cacao
1 heavy dash of
Bittermens Xocolatl
Mole chocolate
bitters
1 Tbs. sugar-
cane syrup
1.
Stir ingredients;
strain into a glass.
by Eryn Reece at
Mayahuel,
mayahuelny.com
24. EN
OWE
H A L L V IV A L
S U R ID E
GU
SU RVI V AL T I P N 0. 4
IF YOU THROW A HALLOWEEN PARTY, GO ALL OUT:
GUESTS IN COSTUME WILL BE DISAPPOINTED TO FIND
AN ORDINARY HOUSE. PUT POLICE TAPE ON DOORWAYS; Sure, the
sexy devil
DRAW CHALK BODY OUTLINES ON THE SIDEWALK; is cliché. But it
SPATTER FAKE BLOOD IN THE BATHROOM; BUY A DRY ICE works for me!
MACHINE. HOWEVER YOU DO IT, MAKE IT MEMORABLE.
25. G RA V E
D A NG E R
Pepe FX’s
Anthony Pepe
explains how to
create movie-
quality zombie
makeup with
stuff from the
local Halloween
store.
YOU’LL NEED:
Stick-on
prosthetics, spirit
gum, colored
makeup, fake
blood, liquid latex,
and tissues.
1.
The stick-on
prosthetics you
find in Halloween
stores are kind of
basic, but with a
little effort you can
make them look
amazing. Start by
sticking one or two 3.
to your face with When the
the spirit gum latex-tissue layer
supplied in the kit. is dry, rip small
(Make sure you’re holes in it to give
clean-shaven!) the look of torn/
rotten skin. Now
add a base layer of
flesh-colored
makeup, followed
by blues, greens,
yellows, grays,
and other zombie
colors. Add dark
red to holes and
wounds.
2.
Paint a layer of
liquid latex onto
your forehead,
then stick on a
layer of tissue
paper (rip the
straight edges off
the tissue first).
Paint another
layer of latex on 4.
top, then let it dry. Accessorize! A
Continue to cover stuffed toy’s eye
the rest of your here, some fake
face, hiding the teeth there: It’s up
edges of the to you. Finally,
prosthetics. dust hair with
baby powder,
cover mistakes
with fake blood,
and off you go!
Brai-i-i-ns!
www.pepefx.com
26. Whip It
Real
Good!
Leather babe
Nashlly paid
our office a
visit, and we
have the scars
to prove it.
by ben rit ter
27.
28. Résumé
Name
Nashlly
birthday
April 2
hometown
Newark, New Jersey
go-to drink
Cîroc and
Sprite. “It’s perfect
for a little
lightweight like me.”
guilty pleasure
“Strawberries and
whipped cream,
’cause I’m
a nutrition major.”
last meal
“All-you-can-eat sushi
and a mountain
of Gummi Bears.”
29. Follow @MaximMag on
Twitter for the hottest
collection of lunch hour
photos on the Web. You
might even see Nashlly!
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