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Boo!Sorry, did we se The ilian startle you? If we az ls areB r de didn’t, we think the . following pages ofmo isters ita! s b on smokin’-hot photos é¡Qu will. Witness some of the sexiest women wearing the world’s tiniest costumes, then go to sleep and pray for nightmares starring one or more of them. Enjoy these treats, and don’t worry: There are no razor blades hidden in any of them…or are there? Bwah-ha-ha! –The Editors trick or treat See the sexiest nurse, maid, superhero, and cat costumes this side of your weird cousin Nick’s closet. Halloween Survival guide We’ll show you how to pick the scariest costume, bring home the hottest girl, and break your teeth on the hardest candy. Whip it Real Good! A leather-bound S&M specialist paid the Maxim offices a visit. We’re still in pain. Sweet, sweet pain.
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TRICK ORTREAT To honor the peerlessdebauchery that occurs every October 31, we present the world’s greatest collection of naughty nurses,wonder women, and all the other outfits that make us want to play dress up. photographs by JIM MALUCCI
Sassy Civil Servant Your tax dollars at work! Michelle Rodriguez Lost 2005 We’re not sure in which reality she was a cop, but she was definitely five-oh. Right? Heather Locklear T.J. Hooker 1982 The timeless one’s defining role, perm and all. First Mates These pirate princesses can steal our booty anytime.Keira Knightley Pirates of the Caribbean 2003She played the only character skinnier and sexier than Orlando Bloom. Geena Davis Cutthroat Island 1995 She was hot! Weswear! Netflix if you don’t believe us.Angelina Jolie Hackers 1995Not really a pirate—but for a 19-year-old Jolie, we’ll bend the rules.
Like a Virgin Ever sinceMadonna’s 1984 music video, we’ve been worshipingwomen in white.Katherine Heigl 27 Dresses 2008It made $150 million,so we know it wasn’t just chicks who saw this flick... Uma Thurman Kill Bill 2003 A bullet to the head on her wedding dayset off her sexy questfor vengeance. (Wine glasses make a less volatile gift.) Cameron DiazMy Best Friend’s Wedding 1997Julia Roberts in ’97? Yeah, no match for 1990s-era Diaz.
To Your Health Hopefully our next exam requires time spent with these naughty nurses. Salma Hayek Across The Universe 2007 Just take a lot ofdrugs and wait for herappearance. Trust us. Daryl hannah kill bill 2003She was a killer nurse, but, man, that was a sweet eye patch. Sarah Chalke Scrubs 2001 OK, so she’s a doctor. Apologies, but we had to get Chalke on this list somehow!
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The Sexiest Saloon GirlsOur top Wild Westrough-and-tumble temptresses. Megan Fox Jonah Hex 2010 Nobody saw the movie, but somehowwe all remember Fox’sLilah and her bustier. Vinessa Shaw 3:10 to Yuma 2007 She’s the one lying naked on the bed. Yup, that one. KathArine Ross Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid 1969 She put your dad in the mood for some serious cow-poking.
Wonder Women We’re cuckoo for comic book babes!Charlize Theron Hancock 2008She beats the JazzyJeff out of Will Smith. Famke Janssen X-Men 2000 We’re suckers for redheads who can move objects with their minds. Lynda CarterWonder Woman (TV series) 1975Our fetish for goldenlassos continues to this very day.
Cat Fancy Foxy felineswe couldn’t live without.anne hathaway the dark knight rises 2012 And you thought Bane’s voice was sexy! Halle Berry Catwoman 2004 Leather suit and a whip? Sure. Michelle PfeifferBatman Returns 1992 Vinyl suit? Yes, please.
Wild andWonderful Mad Hatters aren’tthe only crazy ladies we love to watch. Malin Akermanthe Heartbreak Kid 2007 Dude, she does a donkey. Angelina JolieGirl, Interrupted 1999 Yes, she’s hot enough to appear twice in this story. Sharon Stone Casino 1995 Which is crazier, blowing a metric ton of cocaine or blowing Joe Pesci?
Clock Cleaners We’re tickled by these delightful dusters. Xian Quon Alvin and the Chipmunks 2007The one bone thrown to countless dadsforced to sit through this flick.Jennifer Aniston Friends With Money 2006 She wears a Frenchmaid outfit. That is all. Jennifer Lopez Maid in Manhattan 2002 Before there was Kim K., there wasJ-Lo, and her butt was box office gold.
VEGAS VIXENS These girls havebeen putting on ashow for decades. KYLIE MINOGUE MOULIN ROUGE! 2001 This Green Fairyhad us hallucinating for weeks. GINA GERSHON AND ELIZABETH BERKLEY SHOWGIRLS 1995 All the bad acting inthe world cannot takeaway from those jazzy dance numbers.
PANTS OFF DANCE OFF We like the way these dancing girls move.HEATHER GRAHAM THE HANGOVER 2009 Who would have thought a lactating exotic dancer from Las Vegas would make for a greatcomeback role? You know, besides us. MARISA TOMEI THE WRESTLER 2008 Staring at Mickey Rourke’s mug for two hours became bearable thanks toTomei’s damaged (but sexy!) stripper with a heart of gold. DEMI MOORE STRIPTEASE 1996 It ruined hercareer and our VCR’s rewind (it was the ’90s, people).
SU R VI V AL T I P N 0 . 1 IF YOU’RE GOING TO A COSTUME PARTY, DON’T BE PREDICTABLE OR CHEAP. THE COOLER AND MORE IMAGINATIVE YOUR COSTUME IS, THE MORE OF A TALKING POINT IT’LL BE. WHAT WE’RE SAYING IS: INSTANT ICEBREAKER! g t t hin ar ie s T h e s c Hallowe e n s . t er ab o u t h e m o n s t i r l isn’t eeting a g It ’s m hard-to- e! with ave costum r e mobyNICK LEF TLE Yphotographs byTURE LILLEGR AVENst yling byJENNY RICKER
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EN OWEH A L L V IV A L S U R ID E GU SU RVI V AL T I P N 0. 2 AS FAR AS PICKUP LINES GO, LEAPING OUT FROM BEHIND A DOOR WAV ING AN AX AND SCREAMING, “NOW YOU DIE!” IS ABOUT AS EFFECTIVE ON HALLOWEEN AS IT IS ANY OTHER NIGHT OF THE YEAR. DON’T DO IT.
EN OWEH A L L V IV A L S U R ID E GU HA RD C A NDY Sweeten up the ladies with these trick-or-treat- themed cocktails. CARAMEL APPLE OLD-FASHIONED 2 oz. Laird’s Bonded Apple Brandy ½ oz. caramelized simple syrup 1/8 tsp. Bar Code Baked Apple Bitters 1. Stir with ice and strain into a chilled old- fashioned glass, with one large chunk of ice. 2. Garnish with a slice of green apple, sprinkled with ground cinnamon. by Jim Meehan, general manager of PDT, pdtnyc.com Bazooka ½ oz. fresh egg white ½ oz. simple syrup 1 oz. lemon juice 2 oz. bubblegum- infused vodka (recipe below) 1. Place around 30 pieces of Dubble Bubble gum, each THE WALL GROUP; MAKEUP, DANIELE PIERSONS USING STILA/ ART MIX BEAUTY cut in half, into a bottle of vodka and leave for 24 hours. Then STYLING, JENNY RICKER/THE WALL GROUP; HAIR, RICHARD COLLINS/ strain vodka and store in fridge. 2. Combine all ingredients in a shaker, add ice, then shake and strain into a chilled glass. by Eben Freeman, director of bar operations for Altamarea Group, altamarea group.com
SURVIVAL TIP N0.3 IF YOU’RE MAKING A HALLOWEEN PLAYLIST FOR YOUR PARTY, DON’T FILL IT WITH TIRED, PARTY-HALTING CLICHÉS. GO FOR SONGS THAT SUIT THE THEME BUT KEEP EVERYONE DANCING. “MONSTER MASH” BY BOBBY “BORIS” PICKETT? NO! “MONSTA’ MACK” BY SIR MIX-A-LOT? YES! Black Witch2 oz. Jim Beam Black Bourbon 1 oz. Strega Whipped cream 1. Stir the bourbonand Strega with ice;strain into a chilled glass. 2.Top with a thin layer of freshly whippedcream; garnish with grated cinnamon for a candy-corn- inspired cocktail. by Jim Meehan, general manager of PDT, pdtnyc.com Reece’s Pieces1½ oz. Pueblo Viejo reposado tequila 3/4 oz. Lustau Oloroso sherry½ oz. Marie Brizard crème de cacao 1 heavy dash ofBittermens Xocolatl Mole chocolate bitters 1 Tbs. sugar- cane syrup 1. Stir ingredients; strain into a glass. by Eryn Reece at Mayahuel, mayahuelny.com
EN OWEH A L L V IV A L S U R ID E GU SU RVI V AL T I P N 0. 4 IF YOU THROW A HALLOWEEN PARTY, GO ALL OUT: GUESTS IN COSTUME WILL BE DISAPPOINTED TO FIND AN ORDINARY HOUSE. PUT POLICE TAPE ON DOORWAYS; Sure, the sexy devil DRAW CHALK BODY OUTLINES ON THE SIDEWALK; is cliché. But it SPATTER FAKE BLOOD IN THE BATHROOM; BUY A DRY ICE works for me! MACHINE. HOWEVER YOU DO IT, MAKE IT MEMORABLE.
G RA V E D A NG E R Pepe FX’s Anthony Pepe explains how to create movie- quality zombie makeup with stuff from the local Halloween store. YOU’LL NEED: Stick-onprosthetics, spirit gum, colored makeup, fakeblood, liquid latex, and tissues. 1. The stick-on prosthetics you find in Halloween stores are kind of basic, but with alittle effort you can make them look amazing. Start bysticking one or two 3. to your face with When the the spirit gum latex-tissue layersupplied in the kit. is dry, rip small (Make sure you’re holes in it to give clean-shaven!) the look of torn/ rotten skin. Now add a base layer of flesh-colored makeup, followed by blues, greens, yellows, grays, and other zombie colors. Add dark red to holes and wounds. 2. Paint a layer of liquid latex onto your forehead, then stick on a layer of tissue paper (rip the straight edges off the tissue first). Paint another layer of latex on 4.top, then let it dry. Accessorize! AContinue to cover stuffed toy’s eye the rest of your here, some fake face, hiding the teeth there: It’s up edges of the to you. Finally, prosthetics. dust hair with baby powder, cover mistakes with fake blood, and off you go! Brai-i-i-ns! www.pepefx.com
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Résumé Name Nashlly birthday April 2 hometownNewark, New Jersey go-to drink Cîroc and Sprite. “It’s perfect for a little lightweight like me.”guilty pleasure “Strawberries and whipped cream, ’cause I’m a nutrition major.” last meal“All-you-can-eat sushi and a mountain of Gummi Bears.”
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