At What Price Shirts? The Ins and Outs of the Shirt Industry and Why People are Afraid of Snakes

No Shirt ?! We’ve all been there. At a shirt store. Looking at shirts. But do we always think about the shirt were looking at? Do we really know how it got there? Who made it? And why? We’ve all taken shirts for granted. But from now on, we’ll be able to say “I have a shirt and I know things about it!”

We’ve all been there. At a shirt store. Looking at shirts. But do we always think about the shirt were looking at? Do we really know how it got there? Who made it? And why?

We’ve all taken shirts for granted. But from now on, we’ll be able to say “I have a shirt and I know things about it!”

Shirts vs Snakes Shirts are worn. Shirts are often given as gifts. There are more than two kinds of shirts. Shirts DO NOT bite people. Snakes have plots. Snakes are often seen coveting gifts. There are more than two kinds of snakes. Snakes bite people.

Shirts are worn.

Shirts are often given as gifts.

There are more than two kinds of shirts.

Shirts DO NOT bite people.

Snakes have plots.

Snakes are often seen coveting gifts.

There are more than two kinds of snakes.

Snakes bite people.

History of the Shirt Back in olden times, people did not have shirts and there were probably a lot of snakes around. After a while people got tired of seeing chests and stuff so they invented shirts and everyone thought it was awesome. Years later, variations on the shirt were created and people seemed happy. Only now, with technology and science to aid us, do we know how to mass produce these things so that there can be more than five in the world at once. Some shirts have novelty slogans on them about Federal Breast Inspectors or puns about drugs.

Shirt is your friend. If you buy one - get the right size. Never lend shirts to people who are bad about giving shirts back. You can learn a lot from a shirt.

If you buy one - get the right size.

Never lend shirts to people who are bad about giving shirts back.

You can learn a lot from a shirt.

THE DEVIL YOU KNOW Snakes just don’t cut it. They think they’re great but they’re not. Sometimes they get drunk and say bad things. They steal.

Snakes just don’t cut it.

They think they’re great but they’re not.

Sometimes they get drunk and say bad things.

They steal.

Snakes never wear shirts! Check it out! Do you get it now?

Let’s Review Shirts can be awesome. You should get some all the time. You’ll think they’re awesome too!

Shirts can be awesome.

You should get some all the time.

You’ll think they’re awesome too!