Transcript of "Year Three OWBC Report, by esmeiolanthe"
Hello! I haven’t been around a whole lot lately, because I’ve been very busy at work with
reports. All kinds of reports and all kinds of numbers all about the last year, for all kinds of
people and all kinds of reasons. So (said I to myself, said I*) why not write a report for my
And that is just what I have done! Please take some imaginary cake and imaginary ice
cream, and enjoy the pictures. (Sorry, no imaginary alcohol will be served unless you show
imaginary ID proving that you are legally old enough to consume it.)
*Don’t get the joke? Check out this link.
Percent of Official portraits with Old Adam in them: 100%
Projected number of people who get the joke about “Official”
or “Officially”: 0
If you don’t get the joke, but you would like to, I recommend this clip from HMS Pinafore.
Number of gnome clones in various inventories:
0 (for the moment…)