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  1. 1. WHY DEXTER MORGAN HAS BECOME A REALLY STUPID (BUT HOT) MAN I want to have sex with this attractive motherfucker but we all have to admit that he’s kind of a dumb-fuck lately
  2. 2. his definition of love is fucked • So first there was Rita who like you know he actually came to care for and wasn’t that so sweet he really began putting her first at times and it was just so nice until, you know,Trinity casually stabbed her in her femoral artery, but like overall this was a nice sweet little love story until it ended in blood stains and the like • Lumen was Dexter’s way of avenging someone’s killer because fate was a real bastard andTrinity never got the full brunt of Dexter’s anger. It’s all so understandable but then… • but then • FUCKING HANNAH MCKAY AND SHE NEEDS HER OWN SLIDECAUSETHIS SHIT IS REAL
  3. 3. hannah mckay is a life ruiner who ruins people’s lives • Let’s be clear about something – Hannah meets the code but Dexter’s dick has some urges of it’s own so he fucks up everything and allows Deb’s life to be in danger hahahaha nO IT’S NOT FUNNY • She poisons bitches who get in her way and she’s all like “do what you gotta do man, ja feel?” ja definitely do not fucking feel • She tried to kill Deb soWHY IN FUCKTOPIA DOES DEXTER GIVE ONE KILOMETER OF FUCK ABOUT HER?!
  4. 4. Okay so let us go over the understandable “loves” Sweet Rita baby cakes y u have to die? Lumen Pierce, cool name kid I am so sweet Trinity plz no my husband is perfect I’m loooomen so sorry bout your wife let’s fuck
  5. 5. now the poisonous bitch COMEGARDENWITH ME I want your sister dead but you will fuck me anyway because I got dat poisonous pussy baby
  6. 6. BUTTHE ONLY LOVETHAT WILL EVER MAKE SENSE EVER FOR DEXTER DEAR LORD UP ABOVE Is debster DEBsteR DEBRAAND DEXTER fucking hell
  7. 7. Debra is beautiful. She loves selflessly.They are beautiful together. She killed for him. She wanted to do all she could to save him. She believed he was more than a monster. She knows brother, husband, father, all versions of him. From child to adult. From frantic to eerily calm. She knows. But she loves anyway. And if he is so desperate to prove he loves her back… what the fuck is HANNAH DOING INYOUR MIND EVER I am so afraid Dexter but I won’t leave you or run away and I wish maybe you’d do the same for me because you say you love me but where is the love dawg where is the gooey-fucking- gumdrop love
  8. 8. So please…. Please dexterrr… remember the way you guys are together. Stop being a fucking idiot.

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